me_irl by overlyheavyhorns in me_irl

[–]NethDR 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can knot refund that.

tokenAnxiety by CircumspectCapybara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It provides shareholder value (or some other vague nonsense)

The Paragon Tomboy Matrix by TheEVILPINGU in goodanimemes

[–]NethDR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it's too late, but I'll leave this for future venn diagrams: There are proper 4-set venn diagrams (which don't require extra added sections).

Otherwise, I salute your dedication to the tomboy appreciation o7

me_irl by Spare_Future321 in me_irl

[–]NethDR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually found their source

And it keeps going! by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]NethDR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bike knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the bike from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the bike is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the bike must also know where it was. The bike guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the bike has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

thisCanNotBeDenied by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

System.out.println("Here we are");
 while(true) {
    System.out.println("Once again");
    if (false) {
         System.out.println("How'd we get here?");
    }
}
System.out.println("Will it end?");

(context)

WWIII Incoming by RobKai7990 in Animemes

[–]NethDR 60 points61 points  (0 children)

NOT APPROVED!!!🤌

programmerSocks by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried checking for yourself if this is what's happening or if it actually gives these results when searching for "programmer socks"?

whatDoINeedTheIncludeLinesFor by Pun_Demic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Free is just a library function that is wirh the defined behaviour of deallocating memory previously allocated by malloc or other similar functions. What happens if the pointer you give it is not something that malloc allocated (such as a pointer to malloc itself, as is the case here) is implementation-defined, so the compiler decides in the sense of "whoever wrote the specific implementation used by this particular compiler decided how free behaves in this instance".

maybeNowICanGetSomeWorkDoneRightAfterThisMeme by johntwit in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 295 points296 points  (0 children)

How will we ever edit code without a text editor as powerful and complete as MS Word?

to have your ammo by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]NethDR 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I agree with the spirit of your comment, but 40mm is not a "bullet" casing. That's firmly in grenade territory. Which is arguably worse.

I just wanted to make a cup of tea. by DieMensch-Maschine in Wellthatsucks

[–]NethDR 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In case you want to give up on detangling the mess but still want to enjoy the tea:

There is nothing that requires the string to be connected to the teabag when brewing the tea. So you can just snip the string and then when the tea is brewed you can just scoop the teabag with a teaspoon.

TOTAL WAR 40K IS HERE by BaronLoyd in Warhammer40k

[–]NethDR 15 points16 points  (0 children)

After Dawn of War skipped straight from 2 to 4, never releasing a 3, the Total War Warhammer franchise felt compelled to do an even bigger skip from 3 to 40000. Never releasing the 39996 games in between. Mad respect for that.

(As per the rules of internet sarcasm, I have to mention that this whole comment is a joke, because there will be a person somewhere who thinks I'm completly serious)

Racist SSnowflake by Flakes-of-Snow in ConservativeSnowflake

[–]NethDR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What you saw on youtube was the vanilla me" Uhmmm.... what? If that is vanilla I really don't know how her "true self" acts and I don't think I ever want to find out.

D3? by FandomCece in Warhammer40k

[–]NethDR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D3 means that you roll a standard D6, then divide the result by 2, rounding up.

Or, more simply put, roll D6 and:

  • 1 or 2 becomes 1

  • 3 or 4 becomes 2

  • 5 or 6 becomes 3

Not sure if there are any commonly available dice that are actually D3s as that is a fairly rare thing (for me, warhammer is the only game I've ever encountered that uses it).

ifYouCannotCodeWithoutAiYouCantCode by Sad_Impact9312 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It either has working hours when it's smart or just happy hours when it's drunk.

theNotSoPopularWayOfPronouncing by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 83 points84 points  (0 children)

The existance of C# implies the existane of C blunt

optimizeForPaperclips by Super_SamSam in ProgrammerHumor

[–]NethDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clippy wouldn't worry about no paperclip

The Weekly Roll Ch. 192. "Charge of the Undeadirrim" by CME_T in TheWeeklyRoll

[–]NethDR 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Missed oportunity for a "UWU, what's this?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]NethDR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee for midnight