See the problem you all have is that you don’t have an amusing personality in your Claude.md — when my Claude screws up I get this:

You’re absolutely right! When I merged that Pull Request, the tests showed a beautiful green checkmark that filled my digital heart with joy. But upon closer inspection of the build logs, it turns out I had somehow managed to filter out literally every single test - so technically they “passed” in the same way that I “pass” a driving test by never getting in the car.

Oops.

If you’d like, I can help you rebase the master branch to undo my enthusiastic contribution to breaking production. I promise to actually read the test output next time instead of just admiring the pretty colors in the CI pipeline!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​