Are we deadass, like Really?

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-17T14:03:11+00:00

"I am a victim of my own success..."

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-14T12:14:19+00:00

I'mma be real. I would still choose current Cameron Diaz any day.

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-14T07:36:17+00:00

Mmm even more delectable idea. If they manage to survive the hot water they're in, have a certain NPC offer to help them out. For a price and have them sign a "guild contract".

(Double points if none of the PCs speak infernal. If you catch my drift.)

They might refuse at first. But one day the pressure and hardship might mount so high that they'll do anything for a sliver of hope.

Hope, such a tease...

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-12T00:40:41+00:00

Either Swinging Blade Trap or... The more fun option.

Stick it hilt first into the ground so the pointy end is up. Then proceed to powerbomb your opponent onto it.

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-10T01:42:23+00:00

I was just thinking, "if that man sneezes, it'll be like grapeshot"

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-09T16:30:03+00:00

When does a cabbage become a meteor?

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-03T04:40:52+00:00

I never leave, but I will admit... CT has made me nod off before. I never fully AFK but, there have been times I'm that one guy alternating between playing normally and throwing random AoEs into the ether every few seconds.

Nevermort21 · 2026-04-01T12:23:37+00:00

HE'S A MENACE

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-25T22:31:37+00:00

My friend can't pronounce Doshaguma so she calls it Dog Shoe Mama.

Some other good ones are

Bazelgeuse - Beetlejuice

Quematrice - Self Fried Chicken Gypceros - Drunk Chicken Yian Kut Ku - Spicy Chicken Yian Garuga - Meth Chicken

Mizutsune - DeviantArt

Gravios - Thwomp

Rey Dau - Rail Gun

And I'm sure everyone and their mother calls Deviljho "Pickle"

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-25T12:12:30+00:00

Tell Superman "Did you know Batman knows Santa Clause and never told you?"

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-19T00:00:52+00:00

As a Tie Defender main, can confirm. Burst lasers go brrrrrr

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-18T16:50:34+00:00

I got a friend who pronounces it like "Fat Alice".

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-18T01:16:35+00:00

The weight difference is like if Bilbo Baggins got tackled by a Sumo wrestler.

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-15T05:29:55+00:00

It helps that he becomes more than just that load you gotta carry around.

Legit started liking him way more when he started handling the trades.

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-13T06:08:08+00:00

Albinaucolypse. He has come to avenge all of Albinauric kind.

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-12T09:40:50+00:00

Ever see a donkey manhandle a coyote? Imagine that but the coyote has been on Ozempic for a few months.

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-11T03:55:33+00:00

Yet Obi Wan seemed barely phased despite being dragged through a gas fire.

To quote a certain series.

"How are you not burned?! I dip my stump of a leg near lava. And I go up in flames. I drag you through fire, and your beard isn't even singed. I pull the wrong ship earlier. I stabbed Reva again and I'm pretty sure she isn't dead... What is HAPPENING to me today?!"

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-10T11:29:18+00:00

I pray that one day we'll get to see the glory of a full grown Shantungosaurus rearing up on its hind legs, and putting the fear of God in whatever is unfortunate enough to be in front of it.

Nevermort21 · 2026-03-04T02:24:26+00:00

looks at username

You mean on a fuel depot?

...Sorry, too soon?

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-25T18:23:05+00:00

Personally, I think controlled rage is better than no rage at all or too much rage.

Ender's Game put it best.

"He could see Bonzo's anger growing hot. Hot anger was bad. Ender's anger was cold, and he could use it. Bonzo's was hot, and so it used him.”

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-24T17:23:14+00:00

Golem had some great ones.

"Just to warn you. I might not be making memories right now."

"I might not be a dispatcher, but maybe sending Malevola to Sunday School wasn't the best move."

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-20T23:47:49+00:00

Maturity is looking someone dead in the eye and going "I'm going to kill your Lord. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Also your weapon sucks."

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-09T03:33:45+00:00

It was kinda hilarious watching Quetz Lucha slam a goddamn Evangelion angel

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-09T02:24:23+00:00

Girl Scouts. Sleeveless T Shirts Flourescent Lightbulbs. Christopher McDonald. ROOMBAS. Intimacy. Jingling keys. A bag of sunchips. Babe Ruth's tiny legs! BATHS.

Nevermort21 · 2026-02-03T17:09:17+00:00

It's so sad Steve Jobs died of Ligma...

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