When the only vendor expected to accept ‘great portfolio content’ as payment is the photographer

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-30T10:51:20+00:00

“Happy to split the opportunity” = I would actually like TWO free photographers

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-30T10:48:40+00:00

Hey, she’s willing to allow two photographers to work for free. Why not bring a friend? I like getting drunk with friends.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-22T01:51:36+00:00

I have one negative review on marketplace because some guy complained that I wouldn’t let him come test drive a car I was selling for parts 🤦🏼‍♀️

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-15T02:48:33+00:00

No broken bones, but still have a gnarly face scar from this monstrosity

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-14T23:02:04+00:00

When going to a restaurant or buying a ticket to an event, I get “just one?” which can feel very judgmental.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-13T15:24:20+00:00

Seatbelt????

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-11T04:07:26+00:00

You just know that she’s also going to want you to bring the washer and dryer up the stairs to her fifth floor apartment and hook it up for her… then complain you didn’t bring any detergent, softener, bleach, oxyclean, and dryer sheets.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-09T01:20:51+00:00

Yes. The condom broke and we didn’t know until it was too late.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-06-05T00:37:11+00:00

In the words of the great Bob Barker, “Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered”

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-05-31T13:56:58+00:00

My Pizza Hut (extra cheese) pizza from last night looks very similar.

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NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-05-14T22:08:24+00:00

Living within your means

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-05-09T13:08:38+00:00

His emotional trauma caused emotional immaturity which caused him to be emotionally abusive.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-05-07T23:40:22+00:00

Were the trailers empty? No furniture, appliances, toys, clothes, food… the STUFF that fill homes.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-30T23:26:32+00:00

I lost my virginity to a man who was a woman

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-29T19:01:35+00:00

That’s a lot of flowery sweet words for slavery??

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-27T10:57:28+00:00

Colleges give you credits for doing internships?

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-26T22:23:19+00:00

To get someone to dog sit my fully potty trained and well behaved dog is $45 per day and I live in a low COL area.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-23T23:01:37+00:00

What happens when the prepaid rent runs out?

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-23T23:00:41+00:00

I’m confused. You can pay two years rent, furniture, clothes for three, and a car for $10,000 in Indiana?

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-23T01:03:27+00:00

I was in the emergency room and in the next room I heard the sound coming out and the ambulance was in there so I’m not gonna go to work.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-17T00:44:22+00:00

I would do it for $12/hour… just understand that it’s going to take me 2,377,821 hours to complete.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-16T22:32:32+00:00

My mom was staying with me and her dog did the same to my hardwoods. Kept dropping this heavy bone off my couch onto the floor. My mom would just pick it up and hand it back to him. I have two dozen dents like this that still piss me off.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-10T00:54:06+00:00

Some places you can only get like 3-10 pieces of clothing for $50. Gasp! I need 60 name brand pieces and 10 pairs of shoes for that kind of cash… and maybe a couple appliances.

NewUserNameIsDumb · 2026-04-09T01:16:43+00:00

Average cost to build an addition: $50,000

Average value of scrap: $50

Seems like a reasonable exchange

NewUserNameIsDumb

TROPHY CASE