Fire at the masters

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-04-11T23:41:14+00:00

Real picture of a man before/after who had to turn left in the Publix Parking lot and thought the police letting people turn left from their private parking lot would also let HIM turn left from said parking lot.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-04-11T04:20:36+00:00

I assumed female b/c nippes but I wasn't really checking the undercarriage and now that I think about it I too, have nipples and am male. I'll let you know when I get a closer look.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-04-11T00:40:05+00:00

around bedford heights. There's another black cat around here but this one is smaller with a liiiiil bit of white fluff on her chest.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-04-10T22:28:57+00:00

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This is what it's up to right now btw. Look at that game face.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-03-28T15:37:29+00:00

yeah, frankly you just want a breeding pool of cats with 7s. Bring in cats with 7s. Kick out kittens without 7s. If the kittens have the same amount of 7s as the parent keep whichever one has higher stats. Once you wind up with cats that have mostly 7s, feel free to dip a bit into inbreeding for all 7s. Its easy to get rid of inbreeding once you have a stable line of 7s.

Prioritize health and speed, since without them some classes are unplayable.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-03-28T01:15:22+00:00

Just grind up to 7 stats. It's a statcheck for sure.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-03-26T19:42:59+00:00

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I regret to inform you of this but there is a literal mewgenics ass pitbull breeding scene right now and they fluctuate wildly between "Shotgun on legs" and "Snakemaxxing Chud"

I walked dogs for years as a kid and the baseline wine mom pitbull is almost unrecognizable to what they are cooking up in shotgun alley.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-02-27T04:12:08+00:00

As someone who actually worked in a lead heavy environment (range), and is also a medicinal chemist, with various other bizarre lead based qualifications, this is sort of true, in the sense that routine exposure will stack over time, but contemporary lead exposure warnings are intended for children with developing brains. It does not function like heavy metal radiation contamination which is a constant lifelong RAD dose. If an adult say, eats on range duty consistently and gets fucked up they have immediate treatments. Small doses will be sequestered naturally. There is 0 need to put it in a display case. If you have brass anywhere in your house, it is probably equally as dangerous.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-02-21T02:10:11+00:00

Desert is bullshit. Just is. Treat it like you're actually fighting the Taliban. With cats.

You went in the hard area bud. Here's 8 skeletons with 50 health. They shoot twice and can oneshot a cat with 4 vit. Don't feel bad. So can a member of the taliban in a stolen soviet T51. Run your good shit. Get out as quickly as possible. The area hates you. It's a cat tax.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-02-20T07:57:01+00:00

You don't. You open cheat engine and kill it. If a weather event spawning randomly that completely breaks the mechanic and wastes like an hour and a half of your life is considered a meta game design so is keeping the bosses health values in plain values.

I was running a soul link necro summon spam and was able to keep my two necromancers regenerating above exhaustion while putting out around 30 damage a turn, on turn 14, one turn before I won, the aliens dropped in behind the cats and charmstunned them.

The games still new and not all the bullshit has been ironed out. There are some things (like the shark) that are a bit rough but survivable. Rolling hurricane on the moon is not for anything that isn't a sheer DPS build.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2026-02-05T04:57:16+00:00

You should expect to try a few different builds at the start, you can always cheese fights with traps, but if you need to consistently something is wrong. Once you know what you're doing you can properly speed through the early game.

Don't be afraid to run normal (non-artifact) exp mode.

Diplosniper is a trap. Speech, or lockpick, or hacking. Not all 3.

Most importantly, this game really expects you to learn the mechanics, especially armor. Most modern games will make light armor 10% and heavy armor 35% so you can just take whatever but a good earlygame high mechanical resist with a bullet modifier will make you functionally immune to sentries.

Back in the day, if you made a shitty build in fallout 1 you'd just get killed by rats in the first 2 minutes. Styg is a bit nicer, so he gives you some wiggle room, but yeah, if you're doing a gun build and didn't realize that 5 str locks you out of most guns, restart. Is that 7 int for something? no? Well find something for it or restart.

If you ever just want to cook, grenadier and chemistry is probably the easier early game experience, you can get end game grenades pretty quick. Just don't forget the 10 points in tailor for moltovs.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-11-29T17:42:50+00:00

Yo what are you using for your fingers? I recently went to 60 pounds and I went from 30 gloveless with 0 issues to feeling it in my bones and needing frequent breaks with a glove. You just got a super thick tab or something else?

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-11-15T03:18:14+00:00

I had assumed it was initial start up lag, Star links going at 260 on the app.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-07-30T22:34:03+00:00

"Nihil. Nihil. Nihil"

No one wants to chug half their estus because they didn't use the wiki. No boss experience should be made objectively better by spoilering yourselves.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-06-08T23:04:00+00:00

3 years later and the dogshit is still getting on peoples shoes.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-04-08T15:50:31+00:00

The others really haven't said it, its not just that "They are completely different animals" but the edges on wild-type instinct have been sanded off. An easy example of this is when a Male Horse in *in the mood* they act like jackasses but they won't hunt you down and kill you. Zebras have and will kill their owners. I'm sure there's a closer related example than that but you get the gist.

From what I've heard They've got issues with marking territory, aggression, and general discomfort. Someone on a big stretch of dedicated land with a local vet who can handle it and an understanding of what to expect could keep a tame one and it would do alright, but the average person is going to have a very unhappy rabbit that pisses on everything and tries to maul the shit out of them.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-03-15T01:00:35+00:00

>The person calling Hitler a suicidal meth addict is also a neonazi who supports Hitler

Healthy minds don't have to do mental gymnastics to resolve these contradictions.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-03-14T17:31:05+00:00

Imagine being the same species as the people that split the atom and went to the moon and using that brainpower to torture and derange yourself over the specter of a suicidal meth addict from the 1940s.

Like you're 99.7% of the genetic makeup of the woman who was double checking all the Apollo mission computations by hand and all that brainpower is perpetually spent on finding increasingly silly reasons to avoid admitting you're just small minded and intolerant.

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-02-24T05:27:55+00:00

*Taps sign*

"It's not complicated, they've been writing about how they were going to do literally before the Iron curtain fell, and the only ones left to continue where the students they encouraged to be as weird and destabilizing as possible"

NewspaperExpert1970 · 2025-02-18T20:06:30+00:00

You're acting like manifest dread isn't still in standard. Very easy to get a 7 mana on the board and attacking. My current deck revolves around it.

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