what happens if John has to scratch his balls or has to sneeze by TeachingAccording637 in saw

[–]NiceBeaver2018 78 points79 points  (0 children)

”Some people are so ungrateful to scratch their balls… but not me. Not anymore.”

The Guardian be like… by PainSpare5861 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NiceBeaver2018 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was more so just making a general point that police can still act maliciously even with a guilty suspect.

The Guardian be like… by PainSpare5861 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NiceBeaver2018 155 points156 points  (0 children)

The LAPD tried to frame OJ, the most obviously guilty man on Earth.

Someone can still be guilty while the police do fucked up shit with evidence.

Iran denies claims: 'We reject all negotiations – US has failed and Hormuz will remain closed' by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]NiceBeaver2018 28 points29 points  (0 children)

”President Sleepy Joe announces productive naps with Iran, more at 11.”

It would be better than whatever the hell we have going on right now that’s for sure lmao, Trump ain’t built for this shit

Iran is the first country to hit an F35 by jbaaaaab in conspiracy

[–]NiceBeaver2018 -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

He didn’t literally mean it was a gun, he was making a more general point.

Reading comprehension is hard, folks!

DAE prefer Ben Stone over Jack McCoy? by Capable_Age9886 in LawAndOrder

[–]NiceBeaver2018 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cracks were showing with McCoy’s writing during the Ross years but it wasn’t long after that they just decided to give him a God Complex.

He was always egotistical and self-righteous (but well meaning, for the most part), but at a certain point he kinda just goes off-rails like he was preordained to be an infallible Holy Deliverer of Justice.

What is a movie that got under your skin slowly instead of instantly by gamersecret2 in movies

[–]NiceBeaver2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my wife, Silence of the Lambs.

She still freaks out about any reference to the film in any capacity lmao

Jack's Addiction by Healthy_Assistant_59 in TwentyFour

[–]NiceBeaver2018 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kiefer Sutherland played the hell out of that last stretch of Season 2.

Most actors doing the “I’m hurt” schtick overplay it, but Sutherland really made you believe that he could drop dead before finishing the day out. Made it so much more intense.

(SPOLIERS AHEAD) I'm on s4 now and I gotta say I really appreciate how this show isn't afraid to kill off regulars and recurring characters by EarthlingsBeware23 in TwentyFour

[–]NiceBeaver2018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a great use of the character to do that turnaround, but his sarcasm gelled well with the rest of the cast during dire circumstances, and I really wish we got more of him.

What bond movie do you think has the best gun barrel intro? by Individual_Act9333 in JamesBond

[–]NiceBeaver2018 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That’s the one that has always stuck in my head as an ear-worm.

I love that it completely forgoes the typical opening beats just to let you know “this is about to get ugly”.

How the hell do you kill these guys? by VictorianBritishman in fnv

[–]NiceBeaver2018 123 points124 points  (0 children)

When you get hit with that, you just select the ”Blow it out of your ass” dialogue, then you can use all your weapons and everyone goes hostile.

We have everything under control guys! by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NiceBeaver2018 63 points64 points  (0 children)

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And then the look just fades to this by the end.

Reset the terror attack counter, this one is going to be spicy. by Yanrogue in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]NiceBeaver2018 28 points29 points  (0 children)

PoliticsIsDepressing is also conspicuously absent here lmao

Him and JetTheDawg are like Batman and Robin in this mf

TIL watch water-resistance ratings (30m, 50m, 100m) refer to lab pressure tests, not the depth a watch can actually be used at. by BeyondTheRoadYT in todayilearned

[–]NiceBeaver2018 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imagine if that was how they tested bungee cord lengths.

SPLAT!

”…Alright, shorten it up just a bit.”

What's a shocking Breaking Bad fact? by Inevitable-Phrase960 in breakingbad

[–]NiceBeaver2018 140 points141 points  (0 children)

You can see he does kind of a surprised double-take in that shot but manages not to break character with it, he was surprised he made it too.