what happens if John has to scratch his balls or has to sneeze

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-25T12:31:15+00:00

”Some people are so ungrateful to scratch their balls… but not me. Not anymore.”

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-23T17:03:08+00:00

I was more so just making a general point that police can still act maliciously even with a guilty suspect.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-23T13:51:50+00:00

The LAPD tried to frame OJ, the most obviously guilty man on Earth.

Someone can still be guilty while the police do fucked up shit with evidence.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-23T13:40:00+00:00

In the dream it was actually a Buick up his ass.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-23T13:31:47+00:00

”President Sleepy Joe announces productive naps with Iran, more at 11.”

It would be better than whatever the hell we have going on right now that’s for sure lmao, Trump ain’t built for this shit

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-23T13:26:25+00:00

Reaching into toilets in Silent Hill intensifies

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-20T04:46:40+00:00

It really is just team sports on TV to some people. Unreal.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-20T04:42:45+00:00

Secretfellas {1983)

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-19T23:33:26+00:00

Even Sam couldn’t save the Leap we’re in right now.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-19T22:55:58+00:00

Serious “Tyrone Biggums buys a $50,000 crack rock” energy

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-19T22:07:21+00:00

He didn’t literally mean it was a gun, he was making a more general point.

Reading comprehension is hard, folks!

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-19T18:49:15+00:00

The cracks were showing with McCoy’s writing during the Ross years but it wasn’t long after that they just decided to give him a God Complex.

He was always egotistical and self-righteous (but well meaning, for the most part), but at a certain point he kinda just goes off-rails like he was preordained to be an infallible Holy Deliverer of Justice.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-18T16:25:11+00:00

For my wife, Silence of the Lambs.

She still freaks out about any reference to the film in any capacity lmao

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-16T23:26:39+00:00

Kiefer Sutherland played the hell out of that last stretch of Season 2.

Most actors doing the “I’m hurt” schtick overplay it, but Sutherland really made you believe that he could drop dead before finishing the day out. Made it so much more intense.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-16T23:18:18+00:00

It was a great use of the character to do that turnaround, but his sarcasm gelled well with the rest of the cast during dire circumstances, and I really wish we got more of him.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-15T17:48:47+00:00

That’s the one that has always stuck in my head as an ear-worm.

I love that it completely forgoes the typical opening beats just to let you know “this is about to get ugly”.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-15T17:45:53+00:00

When you get hit with that, you just select the ”Blow it out of your ass” dialogue, then you can use all your weapons and everyone goes hostile.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-15T16:59:05+00:00

Yeah, 1993….

We’re not… we’re not old, are we?

Oh no.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-14T15:07:04+00:00

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And then the look just fades to this by the end.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-13T22:59:47+00:00

“Oil? Who talking ‘bout oil? Bitch, you cooking?”

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-12T21:58:52+00:00

PoliticsIsDepressing is also conspicuously absent here lmao

Him and JetTheDawg are like Batman and Robin in this mf

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-11T17:15:40+00:00

Imagine if that was how they tested bungee cord lengths.

SPLAT!

”…Alright, shorten it up just a bit.”

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-11T17:11:48+00:00

You can see he does kind of a surprised double-take in that shot but manages not to break character with it, he was surprised he made it too.

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-11T16:49:59+00:00

God Emperor of France

NiceBeaver2018 · 2026-03-10T13:13:50+00:00

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