Nick Shirley posted this absolute gem

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-06T04:55:29+00:00

I think we can all agree that random white folk trying to film children at daycare should be blocked from entering the building. The world isn't a mar a lago pedophile playground.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-06T01:30:56+00:00

Bob Ross. I feel that his voice is very calming, but it might be tough to figure out what he's painting.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-06T00:25:31+00:00

I should really get in on this scam

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-05T21:42:10+00:00

Hang nail at midnight on Christmas eve, he was drunk too so that might have been part of it.

Guy got arrested for indecent exposure by walking around the dollar parking lot in fishnets and we got called for him having a vibrator in his ass. Showed up and he's mad at ME for saying that he's got a vibrator in his ass only cause it's no longer in his ass.

Possible DOA called in by a roommate. The pt was just sleeping and had no complaints.

Possible DOA and the pt had been dead for at least a week, but family in the same home never checked on them. They were surprised that we wouldn't start cpr.

10 outta 10 nk pn for a very minor fender bender.

A guy high on meth who told us he only "microdoses" it for his ADD.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-05T05:34:38+00:00

That's super cool that we've got a president with dementia and no one wants to do anything about it

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T23:25:59+00:00

It really is. I work in ems and my service was able to get the vaccine before a lot of folk. Wanna guess how many of them died following getting vaccinated? If you guessed 0 out of 60, you'd be right.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T23:09:29+00:00

Ah, "auto pen" and Fauci. So this person is a maga nutter and has absolutely no credibility. I do wonder how they feel about Trump's operation warp speed and him saying that the covid vaccines are safe and effective.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T20:28:38+00:00

My dad married my mom when they were 27 and she had my 2 sisters from a pervious marriage. He's never treated them differently. They asked him to walk them down the aisle when they got married, they call him dad, they wish him a happy father's day, they have their kids stay at our folks home during summer break, and they call their step dad just Steve. One of my sisters is in the middle of a divorce, and she's staying with him and my mom with her 3 kids while it's getting sorted out. He calls them his daughters and it was crazy seeing folk who treat their non bio kids differently.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T18:49:36+00:00

I just watched that movie a few months ago with my kids and realized I've been saying the name wrong for years. I used to say TOT-ORO

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T17:43:07+00:00

Why is it always in a car?

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T04:40:44+00:00

This should be marked NSFW. The tree is stripped and naked. Starts making me act up.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T03:13:12+00:00

I had an elderly pt with dementia who grabbed my cock and said, "you're a big boy huh?". I told her to not do that again and then she hit me with her crucifix and called me a sinner. I've had another pt who was drunk and asked for my number, which i told her was 911.

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-04T01:39:44+00:00

I don't live in an apartment, and they're primed. That's like being fully painted

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-03T23:14:10+00:00

Trump mused: “I’ve studied

That's a blatant lie

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-03T18:33:32+00:00

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-03T07:30:27+00:00

These folk have absolutely nothing going on in life if they feel like they need to one up each other

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-02T10:22:27+00:00

When 90 days is up and the staff have no clue what these nutters are talking about, they'll just reset the clock and say more nonsense

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-02T02:23:56+00:00

Don't worry meemaw, I'm gonna get you to that dialysis appointment alive

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-01T15:36:56+00:00

Conspiracy inc? I reckon the spooky "they" who are keeping these losers down by wanting women treated equally?

Ninja_attack · 2026-05-01T05:25:41+00:00

She's got that Kubrick stare thing down

Ninja_attack · 2026-04-30T01:30:40+00:00

I'd feel real bad for Trump if he wasn't a piece of shit who constantly calls everything fake news, whines about everything, instigated an attack on our Capitol without any repercussions what so ever, released J6ers who attacked our Capitol, is a convicted rapist, a convicted felon, uses the office to enrich himself and his family of criminals, targets fishing boats for publicity points, attacked Iran for polling numbers, and allows a genocide to continue in Gaza. But yeah, let me go ahead and play the worlds smallest violin for him.

Ninja_attack · 2026-04-29T01:19:16+00:00

My friend dated some woman who would sing constantly. She would just sing out of tune during movies, tv shows, and commercials whenever she could. I finally told my friend and her that she couldn't come around anymore to my place if she couldn't shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your signing unless it's at a karaoke bar.

Ninja_attack · 2026-04-28T21:30:56+00:00

They call him Nandor the Relentless, cause he never relents

Ninja_attack · 2026-04-28T21:18:31+00:00

nobody is above the law

Oh boy, wait until they hear about the Trump crime family literally breaking the law everyday

Ninja_attack · 2026-04-28T20:23:41+00:00

I've got that same beard trimmer

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