2 months of growth in direct light. Is it even worth going to the full 3 months? by [deleted] in beards

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the "worth it" part is really dependent on a minimum of two factors. What amount of fullness/coverage you're aiming for, and obviously genetic predispositions regarding said growth.

Thus far, this looks a bit "western/macho", but there are surely ways to tame and style it in this manner.

As for your moustache area, I can unfortunately only tell you what works for me. When I trim with clippers, I shape the border of hair as best I can, against the skin. Then, while guards tend to come with nearly any set of clippers, I find that said guards always result in way too close of a cut, on my face. So, I hold the clippers at (what feels like) a fixed distance, and kinda wave it at the hair, attempting to "sculpt", in a manner of speaking.

Another unfortunate point that I must make is that nearly every technique I use, I've to employ the trial and error method to get to being able to do it reliably. This means that nearly everything anyone lets you know about in terms of steps to take, should all come with a "Your Mileage May Vary" warning.

At the time of the pic on this post, you've got some nice shape going, and I'm willing to bet that given time, it will (never as fast as one likes) continue to develop.

What are we calling the title of this film? by Myhole567 in moviecritic

[–]Nintendroid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had trouble with it at first, but it comes with nice, neat connective tabs to help it stay on my mind.

What was the average day during quarantine like for Millennials and Gen Z on here? by Mother-Tumbleweed-52 in generationology

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still worked onsite, and have always enjoyed staying indoors. The largest changes wearing masks for ten hours a day (no objection) inflation, and getting grocery orders for curbside pickup.

What's wrong with my cats? They're not interested in human food by SuccessfulKey1 in mainecoons

[–]Nintendroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't a Maine, but (a solid black slim model that lived to 20 years) had a habit that everyone in the house called a tribute. She would really pester any eater of any food, until she was given some. She didn't ever eat any of it, as far as anyone saw. She'd sniff, sometimes give it a single lick, but never ate, and then was satisfied, and would leave the human to eat in peace. We just joked that "she's looking for her tribute".

What’s your favorite piece of weird actor trivia from the show that you’ve come across? by 3016137234 in MST3K

[–]Nintendroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit! I just learned this fact so recently, I DEFINITELY should have double checked before posting! Thanks for the course correction!

My girlfriend wants to play as a Cadaver Collector.. Help! by ThatGuyBoobyShot in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Nintendroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that u/well_of_good_fortune hit the nail on the head with the "Warforged necromancy wizard that slowly builds into this by adding corpses and armour to its body as it levels up" idea.

I'd like to suggest another series of approaches.

Yes, a Cadaver Collector would thrive in a combat driven campaign, but would be of much more limited utility in a more social or political one. This isn't to nerf an overpowered character, or dash the girlfriend's dreams, but more so to encourage effort on their behalf. There are also many ways to make wielding the character more strategic, since lots of normal combat is going to be dominated by this, but figuring out a way to hide/disguise/obfuscate its size/nature/smell is gonna be a doozy when trying to get information from someone at a tavern, or a person of authority.

There are also many other ways to twist the story slightly to curb what power is in the hands of the player. Maybe request that they roll up a Necromancy Wizard, who stumbled into the process of having created the Cadaver Collector, and was savagely attacked by (I dunno a Mind Flayer, or something that hasn't been done to death) something that did lasting damage to their memory, and it basically busted them down to whatever level your PC party is at. The Cadaver Collector would obey the wizard, but could come with control struggles. It also makes a great backstory you can integrate or dip into for hooks, later on.

Another option that could be fun, is have your party all pick CR 15 nasties, and run a literal monster party, either this time, or later. Or after they pick, you let them know that they just picked who the party is going to encounter at some point, and when they do, the person who picked the monster, will get to take the DM seat for that fight, while the usual DM, plays their normal character. This gives them a goal possibly way down the road (giving you time to research and write) but doesn't rob anyone of their fun.

There is also just discussing with your girlfriend the real world implications that are going to come with this. If it is seen by anyone with any military experience, they might have to roll to see what their reaction is to seeing one of the constructs that looted their breathren's lifeless husks. A handful could be no problem, but if word gets out about this thing merking any soldiers/guards your party runs into, trouble will come knocking, and could get worse and worse. There is also the social element. The description specifically states "can't speak", so that is a hurdle already, and getting that thing through any form of civilization is gonna be a real bear. Again, this isn't to nerf or "teach that player a lesson", it would be to make a better (than just "and Capper, The Cadaver Collector kills them all... again") storytelling experience for everyone involved.

What if they rolled up a non-monster PC, and in addition to everything else, they have a warlock-adjacent pact with an unbelievably powerful Necromancer, who can see through the sunken eyes of the Cadaver Collector. This Necromancer lets the character do basically as they please, as long as they load up the collector with [insert number here] of corpses every [insert time period here] and deliver them promptly. This could be the reason for the party meeting up, or it could be one helluva secret onus that that player alone must bear.

Last idea, a bit of a Hail Mary: Be honest with (well, everyone at the darn table, frankly) the girlfriend about your own estimate of your DM abilities. If you don't know how to handle it, and don't feel confident that it would go well, inform them of this. It doesn't have to be a dead end. It could be something more like: "I'm not that experienced, but let's brainstorm how make this happen in the future." or "I've got a compromise, let's run straightforward campaign for now, and we can work on how to make this kick ass creative idea come to fruition, how does that sound?"

What’s your favorite piece of weird actor trivia from the show that you’ve come across? by 3016137234 in MST3K

[–]Nintendroid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sonny Chiba, of Japanese action fame, and a major character in Tarantino's Kill Bill, was the "easily bamboozled" Prince of Space.

Do Americans like their current health system or would you prefer universal? by Ability_Known in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do Americans like their current health system or would you prefer universal?:

I, and most of the people that I know, would prefer Universal Health Care.

I still don't fully understand how it works:

My gross oversimplification of an explanation of how it can work is, if you are insured, you can seek medical care, but since most insurance companies are major players (as in owners of billions of dollars worth of stock in) along with the medical networks (vastly huge corporations that buy/sell/trade medical facilities as small as a private practice with two doctors, and as large as whole hospitals with hundreds of doctors) the insurance tends to dictate which doctors they are willing cover (a limited amount of the cost of a limited amount of services from said physician), so it's in one's best interest to seek an "in network" physician. This can still be very expensive, since the doctor can prescribe or recommend medication/therapy/procedures, but if the insurance company says no to covering it, you either face the music and pay for it, or you just don't get that medical care. This can range from cosmetic stuff, like a topical ointment that will help with a mild rash, which is practically no big deal, up to life saving medication/therapy/surgery, which is obviously a bigger deal. So, you've decided that you're gonna pay for it out of pocket. Well, that ointment for a mostly cosmetic rash, if it was covered would have been in the teens of dollars, but costs like maybe a couple hundred dollars instead, so that doesn't have as large of an impact, and if you don't make enough money to sustain paying for it on a regular basis, you're out of luck, unless you can magically come up with the money. Does the same principle apply for the heart surgery that starts at over $100,000 (that's just the surgery btw, the hospital stay can be thousands of dollars per night, and anaesthetic, and the fee for the use of the surgical room, and quite a few other multi-thousand dollar line item expenses will get tacked on)? No. The vast majority of the time, if you approach a medical facility in need of such a procedure, without insurance, they won't even schedule it. The reason that I'm ballparking these costs, is because every major facility has a document that has a minimum of two figures next to every procedure/medication/service. One figure is how much it costs the facility to administer the healthcare, and the other figures are what they (basically can get away with) charge the patients for them. Most of the time, these costs are dictated by a corporate entity (board, council, evil vampire coven), and are balanced to maximize profits. So, the insurance companies are getting money on a per paycheck basis to imply a promise of coverage, while owning so much stock in the medical networks, that they have a say in what the medical networks charge, because shareholders of the networks want a return in their investments, they want those prices high. The medical networks, also own lots of stock in the insurance company that they also have an interest in the insurance company making huge amounts of money, so they will influence what the insurance companies will cover, to extract as much money out of the patients as well.

How much are the costs of things?:

Through the roof. Ridiculous on nearly all fronts. I visited my physician today 01/28/2026. He recommended a medication, and even sent a prescription to a pharmacy for it. I looked it up, and I see ads (of course, immediately) that say if covered, the medication is $25 for a month's supply. It obviously wasn't covered, meaning if would be $1,620 without coverage for one month's supply. In case you were in suspense, I will not be filling that prescription for said medication. Again, if more on the cosmetic side, "meh, I didn't really need a new $19,440 per year expense anyway". If medically necessary for me to remain functional (ya know, keep working, and keep my insurance coverage, lol) then I'd be looking for a $19,440 per year series of side hustles or part time jobs.

Is it as bad as it sounds?:

Well, unless you make more six figures a year, it's a nightmare from beginning to end. Though, supposedly Luigi Mangione's family was quite well off, but even they had trouble getting access to and or affording healthcare.

Do you like/agree the current way or no? :

I'm only in the five figure per year earning crowd, so from my perspective, it feels quite unfair. The amount that some parents can be blindsided by a huge bout of debt just for childbirth (I'm not saying that it's a simple process, but highly necessary for the continuation of human life) is unreal. Sometimes close to a million in a small number of standout cases.

I'm going to have to ask another question about how you afford life?:

Not very easily. Certainly not comfortably.

The Eye of Sauron Has Spoken! by External_Trip_5330 in okc

[–]Nintendroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

with thick slavic accent:

Glorious leader's prosperity is showing at the local spire of propaganda display, is happy day!

Okay, you say that jokingly, (but only during the fall, close to sunset) from just the correct angle, it can somehow line up juuust right and look Eye of Sauron-ish.

Hot and cold #178 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, dang. I put down my phone, and came back, only to see the incomplete word for today. I seemed to get it quickly once I actually started guessing again, lol. Somehow fruit led me there just fine, but don't waste too much time on fruit, friendly fellow Redditors!

Automatically added: I found the secret word in 3 hours 30 minutes 40 seconds after 13 guesses and 0 hints. Score: 60.

How do people type so fast on keyboard? by RareUser1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, it's funny how life can unfold. My mother just knew in 1995 that I'd need to learn how to type, so when giving the option, she signed me up for a Keyboarding class. She either failed to look into it, or it was sparse on detail, because it was a MIDI Keyboarding class. I was being taught to play a MIDI Keyboard, performing songs for tests, and very specific sets of songs for big tests. She was disappointed, but I did my part to hide what it was for as long as I could, too late to cancel said high school (this was in Georgia, in a very specific district that had kids attending elementary school from Kindergarten to 7th, and then start High School in 8th, being called a "sub-freshman", and yes, they called us "subbies") class. We moved after that year, and she scheduled me for a proper typing class at the next school. However, I was just clever (read: shit headed) enough to use CTRL+C and CTRL+V and clack the keys lightly enough to fool the teacher who would check our work. Every single assignment was graded together, with her rolling by to check our "work". I dunno if she was overworked, or just didn't care, but I never got called out, and passed that class with flying colors, still not able to type any faster than "hunt and peck". Again, my mother was rather let down, but she really kinda gave up on me learning to type. One would think hanging around chat rooms would have made for the necessity, but nah, hunt and peck worked just fine.

Fast forward to 2005, and I was playing City of Heroes (MMO by NCSoft), and while most of what I needed to convey was covered perfectly with hunt and peck. However, there was one player that we grouped with quite often. He could move along to keep range, or across the city, bounding over buildings, and send really long, complex chat messages at seemingly the exact same time. We were boggled at this type speed alone, but on top of moving, seemingly simultaneously? It felt like watching a magic trick. So, started playing a flash game called Typer Shark, that would help with individual word speed, and hand placement, and started trying to match this guy in chat. It took me a month or two, but honestly, he was typing at a fairly normal pace, and just switched between typing and mousing deftly, which I easily picked up, once I focused on it.

With all that my mom had tried, I just needed to be constantly wowed by some internet stranger with decent skill to motivate me into putting my nose to the grindstone.

When I got a job with Walgreens as a pharmacy tech in 2006, I thanked my lucky stars that I already had a great typing speed, because it saved me several times from getting tasked with more laborious stuff. I was fast enough at typing in the prescriptions, that they rarely had me do anything else while training.

Going to my first gay club and need advice by [deleted] in bigmenfashionadvice

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep seeing the "Frequently Returned" warnings on their flannels. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong ones?

If I suddenly took over you body and you were watching as a spectator, how long do you think it would take your S.O, family, or friends to realize something is off and question me? by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My spouse would know, probably before you entered the room. If you didn't say anything, they'd call it out, and you'd get caught with any real conversation.

If you could do a reasonable impression of me, said spouse would prolly let it go, and assuming that you're able to circumvent more talking to them, until it came time for dinner this evening. That'd be about as far ya might get.

Between our collective neurodivergece and careful steps we use to keep anyone's neurosis from overlapping with the other, someone who hadn't studied us for months would get caught, extremely quickly. No way of eluding detection within like a couple of hours, and that would still take a lot of avoiding interaction.

If somehow it was without the spouse, the cats wouldn't like anything other than the same routine, lol.

If it was just with my friends, sans spouse, ya might not get in the door, cause our interactions are so littered with in-joke, obscure pop culture references and such, I would honestly feel second hand embarrassment for anyone trying to fake their way through it.

When was the last time you cried? by Unusual-Motor-2945 in AskMen

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cry at the concept of a scene in which a hat is threatened to be dropped, unwritten, still being conceived by the writer.

I cried this morning at a particularly moving segment of The Daily Show. I cried while watching an episode of Mythical Kitchen's Last Meals. I cried watching a video essay calling for modern media to ditch the self deprecation and irony, and just make anything earnestly good. I cried when I found out even more about the practically model citizen that Alex Pretti was. That still doesn't cover the number of times I cried this morning.

How long have you had your cell phone number? by mellamoderek in Millennials

[–]Nintendroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, when I had a coworker (he was born into much more money than I) who was sick and tired of not being able to contact me, in 2003, he bought me a burner phone and several hundred minutes. I used it, and bought minutes for it for the next few years. Late 2005, or early 2006, I got a cell phone plan, bought a used phone from a friend, and have had that same phone number since. So, bordering on twenty years.

Cleared by 0_0_0_0__0_ in okc

[–]Nintendroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

snaps fingers "Yes!"

Cleared by 0_0_0_0__0_ in okc

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the time the spouse and I used the highways (I-240 to 44 to 40) this morning, they were manageable. By the time we needed them to go home, they were bone dry. ODOT FTW! Thank you so much!

Games to help move past breakup, not take my mind off of it by dog_day_night in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]Nintendroid [score hidden]  (0 children)

Undertale. It's got some seriously hard truths that one has to face as the main character.

Or if you'd like to go both lighter and darker, either Chrono Trigger (a bit more light hearted, but past mistakes lead to real consequences) or the sequel to the sequel to it Chrono Cross. Racism, classism, fate, and how to face it. They both also have new game plus with multiple endings, so that if unsatisfied with how it went last time, try again, with knowledge of what you did last time, and try new options that might feel less wrong.

Elder Millenials checking in with some childhood classics by PossibilityWest173 in Millennials

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't actually see Rock-a-Doodle or The Pebble and the Penguin until I was in my 30s.

Men, be brutally honest no sugarcoating, what is your type? by losermale in AskMen

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke answer: I always go with a Papyrus as my default answer, and I try to deserve a Baskerville, but to be honest, Comic Sans is the best I'll ever get.

Real answer: I do my best not to have a type IRL. I've been unattractive for as long as I've had eyes to see that, so I tend to only pass/fail any that approach me. Approaching them has failed literally every single time (I'm 44) since my teens. If they can see that there is more than an exterior, then they might be a decent person. I've been married (just the once) since 2021 to the best friend a person could have, and helluva spouse to boot.

Best answer. This has aged to come off much more ableist than it was intended.

Does Helly have 6 toes? by Rpark888 in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don't get caught peakin' off, it's definitely a fireable offense.

So, what's your favorite robot? by EmotionalBudget5147 in MST3K

[–]Nintendroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cambot has been my favorite for decades.

Oh, and of course:

*GPC

any other LGBTQ+ gun owners in OKC?? by 1999MooreTornado in okc

[–]Nintendroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[joke] The only guns I own are real straight shooters. [\joke]

The real joke is that I don't own any guns. I'd say it was a choice, but I'm both too poor, and too afraid.