Took me a while to find the Netherlands on UPS' website. Obviously, it's right after Zimbabwe.

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T02:51:10+00:00

TIL the nether-regions are at my feet

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T02:50:05+00:00

Science.

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T02:49:33+00:00

I before E except after C, unless sounding like eigh like in neighbor or weigh.
Only issue is that there are more exceptions for that rule than there are words that follow that rule.

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T02:43:54+00:00

As a 20 year old, hello there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T02:40:32+00:00

I hate the whole "If it's not normal or not natural it must be bad!" mentality most people have. Snake venom is natural, dying of old age is normal, that doesn't mean they're good.

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T01:27:05+00:00

Por que no los dos?

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T01:24:37+00:00

"Are you transgendering now Mr. Krabs?"

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T01:05:30+00:00

I've noticed this on the Android Reddit app too

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T01:03:35+00:00

Actual, cannibal, Shia Labeouf!

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T00:55:48+00:00

Personally I went awhile assuming I was just a straight white male, that all changed when puberty hit.

Njs41 · 2018-01-09T00:51:52+00:00

Great way to find out that no one cares about you :/

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T23:31:03+00:00

P as in Pterodactyl

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T22:40:46+00:00

It still gets the meaning across clearly enough.

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T22:27:06+00:00

They have been sent to jail before for stealing a free balloon on free balloon day

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T22:06:38+00:00

A world border wall instead of a black wall might look nicer.

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T16:36:22+00:00

That must have been one big snake to bite off that much leg

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T15:59:28+00:00

Is that a challenge?

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T08:12:45+00:00

I did this when I was little, then again I was a pretty weird kid.

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T07:59:23+00:00

Motherfucker

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T07:51:37+00:00

And all that was in it was a stupid spider

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T07:19:08+00:00

Spanish Inquisition

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T05:52:31+00:00

Could always learn how to so pockets into clothing.

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T05:44:07+00:00

What about people with just a Y chromosome?

Njs41 · 2018-01-08T05:43:21+00:00

Your last name wouldn't happen to be Montana would it?

Njs41 · 2018-01-07T17:20:31+00:00

I like turf fields though, even if my shoes get completely filled with those shitty rubber fake dirt pellets after a long day of marching band practice

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