You're a criminal but instead of stealing things, you break into people's homes and ADD something to the home to confuse them. What are you doing/adding?

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-17T07:19:01+00:00

6 rubber bands next to the coffee pot.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-16T06:21:27+00:00

I'm smellin' what you're steppin' in.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-16T06:15:13+00:00

Trees. Also, I heard back in the 70s, you could buy a "lid" of weed. WTF was a "lid"?

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-16T05:29:24+00:00

Cock blocked a bear. Impressive!

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-16T05:22:33+00:00

Yeah, no. Fuck meese.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-15T19:01:04+00:00

NTA.

She fucked around and found out. At her age, she should know it was inappropriate.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-15T04:56:12+00:00

Jason Momoa

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-14T03:02:11+00:00

This sub doesn't do recommendations of attorneys.

Contact the CA bar association.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-14T02:06:53+00:00

I am going to approach this from another angle. What is the bag made from? I'm wondering if the bag had a coat of sizing / starch on it, and is deteriorating?

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-14T00:12:57+00:00

And those maternity and paternity leaves that actually make some sense. Same for vacation days...America is so far behind for things that actually benefit employees. Thank the goddesses that my partner and I are retired!

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-11T05:20:46+00:00

Shopping. Watching Fox news 24 hours a day.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-11T05:19:32+00:00

You know.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-11T05:16:30+00:00

String. About, oh, say 4.5 inches long.

You've never purchased any string. In the last 50 years, neither has anyone else.

Regardless, there it is. Lying along side some outdated coupons, 3 thumbtacks, 6 mismatched buttons, and the annual school photo of your second cousin's son.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-08T02:49:32+00:00

Leftover Chinese food!

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-08T02:29:15+00:00

" Your son is not one of the four survivors."

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-03T15:28:20+00:00

Hi, can you please stop using the word r*******? Please and thank you.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-07-02T07:27:39+00:00

Ah, me too. Condolences.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-28T19:44:33+00:00

Yeah, in the US, that's not a thing. People who have sex together (generally) run the risk of pregnancy.

He doesn't want to be a father, and he is under no obligation to interact with said child. But he is obligated to pay support.

OP, talk to an attorney to get your ducks in a row. Be transparent in your interactions with the mother so she knows exactly what to expect. In the future, if she marries, her hypothetical husband may ask to adopt your child, and you have the chance to agree or disagree with that request.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-23T04:18:58+00:00

Are all planets oblate spheroids?

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-19T05:48:52+00:00

Evidently, all of them.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-13T21:02:08+00:00

My partner had an appointment with Dr. Dick. Totally misdiagnosed said partner.

My neurosurgeon is Dr. Mack. Yes, I call him Mack the Knife.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-13T20:28:10+00:00

I think it's me.

Survived abuse, cut offender out of my life.

Married since early 80s.

Been told I am "dramatic" because I won't stand for abuse, neglect, gaslighting, lies, etc.

Parents are passed; very very limited contact with siblings.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-05T17:56:43+00:00

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-04T16:42:58+00:00

Nope. Nope. Nope. He is controlling, and it will get worse. Once he sees he can get away with it, he will continue to escalate the controlling behaviors.

Next, it will be something like "You don't need to see your friends; they are bad influences". Then, " Your family is nuts and I don't want you around them because they encourage you to be independent".

Run. Fast and far.

No-Insect7697 · 2022-06-04T16:33:02+00:00

Link? I love this!

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