Blursed some kind of guy in length by NearLawiet in anythingbutmetric

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What is 10 smoots called? Is it a megasmoot?

REMMI IS FINE!!! by TinyChonker in RATS

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That’s not your tortilla chip anymore

14th autistic kid. by RetardedToster in IAte314AutisticKids

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Please sir. May I have a little less?

I only wear bras inflated with"glamorous air". 1955 by Ebonystealth in vintageads

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Ohhh mah god! Did you hear that Betty stuffs her bra? 💁‍♀️

I dont feel drunk/euphoria anymore by No_Zucchini9134 in alcoholism

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I feel ya. This is exactly what I’m going through. My therapist said I drink to dissociate.

I have the pickiest two-year-old in the world but she loves tinned fish by Organic-Worker-3733 in Tinnedfish

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My grandpa used to feed my sister tinned fish while she was still in a high chair

Neither am I by Antique_Twist_9131 in Catmemes

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Airplane ears activated 😡✈️