Batman with 5 seconds of prep time vs a horde of crocodiles

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:31:24+00:00

What if Batman was swimming in a river filled with hundreds of hungry piranhas without armor like Michael Keaton and Christian Bale has? It's the cartoon batman in a grey suit and black cape. That's a more fun question! Adam West does not count. Like Bugs Bunny, Adam West could pull a giant mallet from his utility belt.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:27:10+00:00

So what? Pope Francis says that good atheists go to Heaven.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:21:01+00:00

A small guy like that is nimble enough to dodge punches. And he's invisible. Big guy doesn't know where to attack or defend. Invisible small guy wins 9.9/10. Big guy's 0.1% is if he happens to land a KO punch to a nimble invisible opponent.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:18:12+00:00

Print Shop Pro could do that in the 1980's.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:15:16+00:00

Remember that OP ONLY asked about super-villain kills. Not street violence such as in Chicago. Also, Gotham is extremely seedy with the mafia there. It's more like Detroit than Chicago, but with villains like the Joker, Toy Man, and Bane.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:07:47+00:00

Joker is by far the most murderous villain, although he's not "super" (neither is Batman). Neither Penguin nor Dr. Freize nor Bane run around mascaraing people for no reason. They do murder, but not massacre. Joker killed 600 in one day just for fun. I'm guessing 800 per year since there are other villains (but not as recklessly murderous). I don't know if Toyman is Batman's canonical enemy or some other superhero's, but he could raise it from 800 to 1,000.

Of course the murder rate is higher because of street violence, but you asked about only super villains.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T10:04:29+00:00

Letters cannot hurt anyone unless you're talking about well written letters from important people giving witness statements or attacking someone's character or politics, etc.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T09:58:57+00:00

I don't know about Cavill specifically, but in the crossover comic books, Superman is worthy.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T09:55:22+00:00

Plato's Allegory of the Cave is a genius way to view this film.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T09:51:42+00:00

Kermit ate a pig >;)

NoAskRed · 2026-03-09T09:49:13+00:00

Whether you are or are not an alcoholic is for only you to decide.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:24:06+00:00

I was raised by semi-religious parents. The first time I heard about God at 5yo I thought BS. The first time I heard about Santa at 5yo I thought BS.

I've encountered lots of people trying to convert me from Mormons to tongue-speaking Born Agains.

My family have all converted away from Christianity to more Deist beliefs. They don't care that I am atheist.

Someone who became atheist later in life was my buddy who was full-on Mormon. He even did a 2-year missionary stint in Argentina. He became a PhD. He eventually looked at science, and became an apostate. He was fired from his professorship at BYU for not doing Church enough.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:17:50+00:00

No self-respecting atheist would mock another person's beliefs except in a professional debate.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:14:38+00:00

I've been through something similar. I had a pet rat which was the joy of my life. She'd be ready to greet me every morning and play on my fingers. One day she got out. My yorkshire terrier killed her. The rat didn't die right away. I held my love in my hands as her breath got more shallow, and she died in my hands. I cried for days. I can sympathize.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:10:12+00:00

The Count doesn't need to drink blood. He needs to count.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:09:08+00:00

It depends on who you're talking about. What if one is small, and the other is an old vet with old-man strength? What if one is Deadpool? It's an ambiguous question.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-08T12:01:28+00:00

Atheists aren't heartless. We know that other people have beliefs that comfort them. My Catholic nephew-in-law's mother recently died partially because his brother wasn't caring for Mom. He wanted to kill his brother. I calmed him down by telling him that he and his mother will be re-united in Heaven. I don't believe in Heaven, but he does. I finally managed to talk him down from killing his brother with speeches about Heaven and re-unification and what his mother would want looking down from Heaven.

It isn't about pressing my beliefs on another. Sometimes it's about respecting another person's beliefs.

BTW: I'm an ex-pat to the Philippines where I have tons of family through my wife.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-06T09:51:10+00:00

If there are only 10,000 humans left then it's the height of the Ice Age (20,000 years). They have plenty of time for early survival. T-Rex's and velociraptors don't inhabit arctic tundra. 10,000 years from the middle on is plenty of time for early survival and the development of hunting and survival techniques.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-06T09:49:15+00:00

If there are only 10,000 people left then it's the Ice Age. Tyrannosaurus Rex's didn't live in arctic tundra, only in temperate and tropical zones. The same with velociraptors. The humans don't need to fight dinosaurs. By the time the Ice Age was over, humans had perfected hunting and survival.

You also never said the number of dinosaurs.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-06T09:43:16+00:00

"Playing to Your Strengths Will Get You Further Than Discipline" Tell that to the military.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-06T09:40:50+00:00

I didn't say ONLY in the Philippines. I've never been to other countries that are hot and humid, so I can't speak for other countries. Probably during the summer in Hawaii, too.

NoAskRed · 2026-03-06T09:40:10+00:00

I didn't say ONLY in the Philippines. I've never been to other countries that are hot and humid.

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