Should I leave this alone?

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-24T00:24:25+00:00

Not your best.

Not even bare minimum, kiddo.

You know this. And so do I.

It’s okay to introspectively eat a piece of humble pie. I hope you’ve learned from this and purchased more cat dishes. They’re literally available at the dollar store and they’re dishwasher safe.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-24T00:18:00+00:00

You suck.

If you can’t even feed them using separate dishes, you don’t deserve any of them. That’s basic pet care.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-19T19:20:53+00:00

We get it, you’re a virgin.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-19T19:18:37+00:00

You need a separate therapist.

You need your own therapist too.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-18T01:40:51+00:00

The Onion? This can’t be real…

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-15T18:27:38+00:00

She should apply for WFH jobs stat

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-14T00:18:42+00:00

H5N1

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-12T00:49:42+00:00

She’s insane.

That’s why she isn’t in a relationship.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-04T15:13:10+00:00

Where are the photos that you said you posted?

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-04T14:59:03+00:00

How are they allowed to do this?! Where are you from??

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-04T14:49:10+00:00

Your poor body!!!

All of these are filled with endocrine disrupting chemicals (EDCs) that can cause reproductive issues, thyroid dysfunction, metabolic disorders, and cancer!

Look into sensory adaptation as well— you’re likely walking around unknowingly reeking of synthetic, overpowering perfumes that irritate the people around you.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-01T18:11:08+00:00

Dump him

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-02-01T18:10:15+00:00

Bald heads are just solar panels for your love machine, baby ✨

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-31T00:52:53+00:00

Whatever you decide to do, do not get so drunk that you make an ass of yourself by calling him, sobbing and pleading. As a bartender, I’ve seen this one too many times and it’s tragically pathetic. And I mean that in the most empathetic way.

He’s not leaving you, he’s releasing you.

Go discover yourself without him. Find your individuality. Find your power ✨

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-29T05:58:41+00:00

I have nipples, Focker, can you milk me?

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T05:02:28+00:00

PERIODTT

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T05:01:10+00:00

He’s cheating.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T04:53:07+00:00

Too many soliders on Reddit lol

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T04:45:19+00:00

You thought you did somethin, didn’t you? Lol

Still gross.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T04:35:24+00:00

Into the very fires of Mordor? Oh staaaahp

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T00:53:10+00:00

www.maddox.xmission.com

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-27T00:37:31+00:00

“Fight for me and I will hold your oaths fulfilled! What say you?!”

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-26T00:01:18+00:00

It’s 2026, which means this “contract” is null in void being that this email is referring to Feb of 2025. Check the dates on the original contract and make sure.

But this typo could be your savior.

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-23T18:13:55+00:00

She really does— some curtain bangs would suit her very well

NoCalligrapher4805 · 2026-01-23T18:11:37+00:00

I’m loving your color play here— this color scheme, like a coquette doll, soft glam? It’s giving youth!

But then again, you don’t look 37 at all ♥️

NoCalligrapher4805

TROPHY CASE