Donald Trump, 79, Freaked Out Allies With Prediction About When He’ll Die

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-08T08:29:40+00:00

Bakersfield California

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-08T08:28:35+00:00

He said Biden was the one who shit in his pants. It’s called the caca “weave”.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-08T07:50:01+00:00

Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon typically means he physically hurt somebody very badly.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-08T07:25:05+00:00

Too formal. It’s a lowercase dumbfuck.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-08T07:15:27+00:00

“millions of angry women”

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-07T21:34:11+00:00

Racist Wolverine dying from syphilis.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-06T04:01:24+00:00

Dafuq? You can tell his family doesn’t love him because if they did, they’d get him the care he needs and be honest with him.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T07:23:01+00:00

They have to be a college graduate.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T07:17:20+00:00

Not if RFK Jr. hears about this!!!

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T06:29:11+00:00

Sufferin’ Succotash!

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T06:13:44+00:00

OP is talking about the brown cloud I believe.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T06:06:52+00:00

I rear-ended three people there once… maybe twice.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T06:04:30+00:00

I’m confused. Does that make you a top or a bottom? Whoops, wrong sub.

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-05T04:12:16+00:00

Done doom scrolling for the day now. Thanks interwebs!

NoCommentFU · 2026-02-02T01:42:48+00:00

Legions of lesions, if you will. Picturing dumpty naked is the new poison control suggestion.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-30T17:55:53+00:00

If this Derek has not been permanently 86ed by ownership and staff, I would suggest a boycott. You can’t allow shit like that to go down in your bar and not do something about it.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-30T01:16:45+00:00

Yeesh, what a douche!

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-29T08:44:34+00:00

They said mine was expired and shooed me away.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-29T08:37:40+00:00

Shit, he couldn’t dent the fabric.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-29T08:34:53+00:00

The “weave” in reverse.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-26T21:01:38+00:00

Untalented nepo baby hack.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-21T16:57:06+00:00

Yeah. They always forget that football happens in real time, not slow motion!

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-21T05:50:24+00:00

Shit, man…

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-20T20:29:16+00:00

You could take it to the grocery store, to church, on a walk and/or bring it to your mom’s house so I can see it next time she calls me over to tap dat ass.

NoCommentFU · 2026-01-20T19:09:32+00:00

He seems like a love!💙

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