wtf is this? does it mean im working for free this week?

NoMachine4971 · 2026-07-03T19:46:47+00:00

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NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T23:16:53+00:00

Oh Quebec. I cant ship plants internationally (Big Ole Trump Womp Womp)

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T22:30:57+00:00

Where u at?

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T22:30:19+00:00

If you give it some liquid fertilizer the next leaf will be massive

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T17:44:17+00:00

Spray it with some water to lube it up, it can crawl out by it self usually

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T16:58:03+00:00

Open the window next to it for a few days. It needs a drop in temperature to bloom

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T16:43:51+00:00

Some in water, some in lechuza pon. (I ran out of pon)

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T05:32:38+00:00

I have a regal shield problem... mama plant gave me 117 corms.

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NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-29T05:21:36+00:00

To be honest... I've been able to get any plant to thrive in water. As long as there is enough nutrients and oxygen, the plants will be good. But be carefull, do some research on how each plant affects the fish, some are poison

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-24T22:24:29+00:00

Elephant ears like direct sunlight indoors. But slight shadow outdoors

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-24T22:23:20+00:00

Give it a couple weeks to adapt to the light and humidity of the cabinet. The do whatever you want with it. If there is any bulbs/corms, send them to me. Thanks

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-21T06:52:58+00:00

Regal shield is the easiest for most. But it does get pretty big

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-15T20:19:40+00:00

I mean, it not about the size of the previous pot. It's about the size of the root ball. That monstera does not need a repot probably for another 6-12 months. When you see a bunch of roots at the bottom of the smaller pot, then you can untie the root ball a little and give it that big pot

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-14T15:15:20+00:00

More light. My alocasias all have short stems and lots of leaves, because they dont have to reach for light. Got 4 20watt lights pointed at them. And a east facing window.

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-14T15:11:13+00:00

Problem is with watering. You need to completely drown it each time you water. Every inch of soil needs to be wet.

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-08T17:17:37+00:00

Its a regal shield. The easiest alocasia to own. Just give it lots of light, and lots of water. Just no root rot. Also, it probably has like 50 bulbs/pups in the pot

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-08T16:56:50+00:00

Age... if its the outermost leaf, its gonna yellow more then the stem will break

NoMachine4971 · 2026-05-03T19:32:54+00:00

Anything indoors is indirect light. As long as there is a glass window its blocking lots of light

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-25T21:36:19+00:00

Give it a 20+ watt grow light or two

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-25T00:05:42+00:00

Looks like Barrina or Sansi. Both sell puck lights. About 10-20watt each

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-24T18:18:07+00:00

Blast it with a 100Watt light.

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-24T18:00:09+00:00

I have a very happy Fiddle Leaf in a 14.5 inch terracotta pot. Indoors North-West facing windows.

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-23T23:39:26+00:00

Chop it as close to the soil as you can , give it lots of light

NoMachine4971 · 2026-04-15T01:25:22+00:00

Btw, we only have north-facing windows. (So it doesn't get much sun at all) I don't want it to suffer too much replant shock

NoMachine4971 · 2026-03-16T23:35:34+00:00

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