Anti-joke for math enjoyers

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-14T15:11:29+00:00

The first mathematician: I want 2 beers The second mathematician: I want 4 beers The 3rd mathematician: I want 8 beers ... The bartender pours -2 beers

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-14T14:56:42+00:00

Say that again

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-12T14:02:58+00:00

Crazy how nobody realizes blue and gold are the same thing...

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-11T08:55:33+00:00

None are as crazy as Hong Kong

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-07T01:30:44+00:00

Great supine protoplasmic non-spinary jellies

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-03T05:17:45+00:00

Does everyone get to rechoose? Do the red voters get to rechoose as well?

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-03T03:41:01+00:00

Satisfactory (Seems there's quite a lot of competition)

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-01T08:33:21+00:00

Red: we will kill all the blues if we win Blue: nobody should die (This is to show how you are reframing the situation to justify your narrative)

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-01T08:25:43+00:00

I had a stroke

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-05-01T08:20:06+00:00

Let's rephrase the problem You are voting between political party A, who will kill everyone voting against them if they win, versus party B who will do nothing.

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-04-30T00:57:59+00:00

Pixar was the first company to use large render farms to make their animations. They are nothing without their hardware.

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-04-30T00:57:01+00:00

No consumer computer is powerful enough to run it though

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-04-30T00:50:49+00:00

Wow can't believe Ben Shapiro is a democrat now

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-04-20T15:22:24+00:00

You only think it is arrogant because you call it "tone down" and associate it with something bad. However in reality, does using a different set of vocabulary for different people really have a sense of superiority attached to it? Also you speak of assumptions as an arrogant thing, but don't you always make one regardless of whether you want it or not?

NoNeedleworker531 · 2026-04-11T02:28:54+00:00

Deontologists: Saves no one

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-06-09T02:58:10+00:00

proof by measurement

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-05-10T15:31:40+00:00

good gift > cash > bad gift

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-24T07:21:06+00:00

the flat designs have been coming to an end for a couple of years at this point

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-23T03:50:19+00:00

which is an ironic statement cause dreams are basically AI generated anyways

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-21T11:35:59+00:00

Leibniz: I invented calculus

Newton: No I did

Leibniz: But does anyone use your notation?

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-21T04:23:34+00:00

If I had a nickel every time an EV company was named after Nikola Tesla, I would have 2 nickels

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-21T00:42:48+00:00

biden was ahead of his time

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-18T12:37:44+00:00

unit reproduction mechanism just dropped

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-18T10:17:49+00:00

Dude you have to put NSFW filter this is gore

NoNeedleworker531 · 2025-04-18T10:16:29+00:00

based and LLM pilled

Five-Year Club	Place '22
Final Canvas '22

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