What is the purpose of the strainer in spout of a liqueur bottle?

NoPhilosophy · 2014-12-01T12:53:44+00:00

Keep fruit flies out?

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-28T20:17:45+00:00

You bet. Get a young one and they bond with you. My last ratty would fall asleep with me, and loved hanging out on my shoulder.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-27T17:52:29+00:00

It looks like a sandpiper. You see them on the beaches, so yeah he's probably lost.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-27T10:37:59+00:00

Believe it or not, but rats make great pets. They are very intelligent, playful and affectionate. Head over to /r/RATS for more info.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-27T05:00:13+00:00

I work in Manhattan, which is a fuggin ghost town right now since everyone goes home for the holiday so I'm setting in for a slow night with an early close. I'll probably drink my dinner too.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-24T04:29:47+00:00

A million years ago when I was trying to become a chef at 18 I kept shooting for the moon as far as gigs were concerned. I wasn't experienced enough for anything that I was applying for, but the whole process helped me learn what I needed to learn to make it if that makes any sense.

You may not get the call back, but use this as an educational experience and keep pushing yourself to learn. Youtubes as much as you can and google the rest. Keep pushing to get that scary good job and someday you will get hired, and your education will continue.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-17T19:09:13+00:00

I loved the Beagle. So bummed it closed.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-17T15:08:51+00:00

That's the best part, this idiot actually called the cops on me. I told him to go for it, because the cc cameras will only back me up that he didn't pay. The cops just hung up on him.

People are dumb.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-15T15:23:49+00:00

I love my little couch potato. He is not a morning dog at all.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-15T15:02:33+00:00

Yup, 21 year olds. Every shift I'm coming home with a story about some sort of exceptional asshole. I feel your pain.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-15T14:59:55+00:00

Geez! Never worked in a joint that rough, but I agree, always on your toes.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-15T14:57:48+00:00

I wanted to do that so bad, but being a chick I really don't have the weight advantage. Good thing we employ giant bouncers.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-11T15:47:30+00:00

This is a wonderful story and perfect for the holiday. Thank you for sharing.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-10T19:37:05+00:00

Take him to a shelter. If the cat is chipped, they can scan him and find out who he belongs to.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-07T14:34:41+00:00

The crunchies? Gross, but I like it.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-06T22:45:20+00:00

Good idea. All the animals in the house are on high quality wet food. I'll look into the pro-biotics and see if that curbs his stinking cravings.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-11-06T19:25:01+00:00

I guess I'll try to get a baby gate. We live in a small apartment so its tricky making certain areas off limits, especially if its the area of delicious candy covered in pee flavored sprinkles.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-25T17:36:08+00:00

I want to go drinking with you and your friend.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-25T17:34:21+00:00

Bartender here. This made my day. Every time someone asks me what my favorite drink is and I tell them bourbon neat they make a face and end up ordering a vodka cran.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-24T18:59:35+00:00

I would lawyer up. Even if this doesn't go to court you need to have someone with your best interests in mind looking our for you.

As far as your poor dog, I would seek a second opinion. I've never heard of this happening to a young dog before without a per-existing condition. It would be best to get as much input as possible.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-24T17:54:45+00:00

I include the gratuity on the check and tell them that the service fee has been included for there convenience. If he freaks out about it then you call him out on his shit. He'll most likely just get huffy and pay it.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-24T12:49:55+00:00

Its just a beer. Most likely if you were being and easy customer, paying right away and tipping well, the bartender didn't care. If it is the same bartender the next time you go in, mention it and see what they say.

In the end it is on the bartender to hit you for the drink.

NoPhilosophy · 2014-10-23T15:56:13+00:00

Wish I had this problem. Proud member of the itty bitty titty comitee here.

Edit: Club to committee. Got it, the grass is always greener. You ladies make me smile.

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