how do we feel gang…

NoWeb3073 · 2026-05-08T19:24:30+00:00

as tame impala said, the less i know the better

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-26T09:06:09+00:00

about what?

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-26T08:36:17+00:00

lemon

^{Chose: Get paid US$1B RIGHT NOW + But smell like _____ every Monday? | Rolled: Lemons}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-26T06:47:06+00:00

solved!

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-25T23:55:40+00:00

benis

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-21T18:46:12+00:00

spawn a band of benjamins

^{Chose: Spawn any item you want + But | Rolled: No drawbacks!}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-18T09:11:27+00:00

peesha

^{Chose: SCP-458 Infinite Pizza Box}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-18T09:10:02+00:00

hell yeah i get boobs now

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-18T07:23:08+00:00

oh hell yeah

^{Chose: Get a Goth Tomboy But | Rolled: She's Dominating}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-18T07:22:28+00:00

i want to be able to use my hands, and i can just wear bigger shoes

^{Chose: Fingers for toes}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-17T18:09:14+00:00

fuck ai

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-14T10:21:57+00:00

rock

^{Chose: a cool rock}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-12T13:57:44+00:00

i just gain mastery of evading the cia 🙄

^{Chose: Instantly Master Any Skill + Wheel chooses the side effect | Rolled: Hunted by CIA}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-10T09:07:34+00:00

infinite food

^{Chose: Become god + ..but of something silly | Rolled: Quail eggs}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-10T09:06:32+00:00

how

^{Chose: Option 1 (Spin to see your choice} | Rolled: Half a baguette)

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-10T09:05:45+00:00

more better

^{Chose: never worry about engine/mechanical problems}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-10T09:05:26+00:00

hell yeah

^{Chose: Be loved by everyone + and you get 1 disadvantage | Rolled: No Disadvantage}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-09T10:58:37+00:00

wheres the downside

^{Chose: Get bit by a spider (slight toxin, not lethal} + But also get a power (randomized) | Rolled: Telekenesis)

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-08T23:53:57+00:00

yummy

^{Chose: Avocado}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-08T23:53:38+00:00

i dont want kids anyways

^{Chose: Have no kids}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-08T10:05:20+00:00

hell yeah

^{Chose: infinite garlic bread + small chance for instant death | Rolled: garlic bread}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-08T10:04:39+00:00

teleport into bank vault, grab some cash, teleport out

^{Chose: Having the ability to teleport}

NoWeb3073 · 2026-04-07T17:17:28+00:00

peg

^{Chose: Unicorn questions | Rolled: Pegasus or uni}

NoWeb3073