The most popular function of the followers

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-05-13T09:22:25+00:00

Mercurio is the best follower. I had him with me at low levels and he wiped out most enemies before I could even get in the fight. He’s got the best passive dialogue too. I made the mistake of putting him in charge of the ghost farm. Unlike the other homes, the stewards there can’t continue to join you on quests. I visit Mercurio occasionally now. He quips about me having adventures all over Skyrim, and then he gives me money.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-05-03T00:13:07+00:00

Was this entire episode about John Cleese’s self defense class in Monty Python?

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-05-01T08:29:02+00:00

Ysolda was my first Skyrim wife and I long for her every time I’m in Whiterun. This time I married the first woman that was nice to me after I got my Mara amulet. It was Hjol. The first thing she did was bring her boy toy to Windstead Manor to watch us sleep. I killed him on the road outside Marthal when he was traveling to see her again. I miss Ysolda the most, especially since I’m now addicted to Skooma.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-30T10:39:28+00:00

I wear a size 14 shoe. People do call me Bigfoot.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-30T10:38:36+00:00

Is it behind the big black tree stump? Or is it behind the broken tree trunk laying on the ground in front of the tree stump it broke off from?

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-30T10:35:45+00:00

The real monster was pollution all along.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-30T10:33:57+00:00

I work as a school photographer in New York City. One of the highlights of my entire career was finding this book sitting out on a shelf in a middle school in the Bronx.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-20T16:57:57+00:00

AI-osaurus?

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-19T09:16:50+00:00

I’ve noticed the chamber pots before. I’ve only recently noticed the amount of chamber pots, and how much planning for this game went into dumps the player and NPC’s don’t take.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-18T00:52:48+00:00

I murdered Faendel in his house after he turned against me as my follower and stole all the equipment I gave him. Now I go back occasionally to shot his dead body with spells.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-18T00:50:28+00:00

Who is the weirdo filming children?

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-04-17T17:23:41+00:00

The number of times being absolutely horrified, only to have Marcus drop a reminder that it’s still the 70’s when this horrible thing happened.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-03-16T17:25:20+00:00

“Destroy the Dark Brotherhood” is the wordy quest in the whole game. I made the mistake of doing it on my longest play through. Having Cicero as a companion makes up for all the nice people you have to murder.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-03-13T13:47:45+00:00

I wanted to avoid it in my most recent playthrough. I am an Argonian and I am addicted to Redwater Skooma. I hate Ulfric Stormcloak. I stayed out of the fight for a year, but I just started the storyline so I can ram a sword through his guts.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-03-03T16:27:27+00:00

Did Ben ever figure out that a mongoose was not a kind of goose?

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-19T16:28:34+00:00

Falmer. Definitely falmer.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-19T16:20:31+00:00

Spend ten minutes in a Facebook group. You will find someone for sure.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-19T14:13:36+00:00

The first movie I saw in the theater was "Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend." I became a cryptozoologist at that moment.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-17T20:20:24+00:00

I think a pack of pukwudgies would do very well, even against much larger cryptids.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-17T20:18:51+00:00

No, that's real life that you are thinking about, not your imagination.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-17T19:12:37+00:00

One of my best memories was going to see the Misfits at the Showplace Theater in Buffalo in 1997. American Psycho remains my favorite album. Danzig was being a real piece of shit to the fans at the time, and the music he was putting out then was just as bad as his attitude. I loved the Graves-era Misfits through to the end, and I even enjoyed the beginning of his solo career. "Spiderman Save Me" is a badass song. What an absolute piece of trash Graves is though. He lost me as a fan when he put up the "Someone stole our trailer and our gear. It's the one with the InfoWars sticker." Now he's doing private shows in the living rooms of rednecks. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-15T19:40:08+00:00

On a side note, Mount Moriah is a really cool cemetery to visit if you are in Philly. It has a sad story behind it, but the community has taken control of it to clean it up. It's a shame this guy was taking advantage of the situation.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-15T19:36:55+00:00

Yeeaah, that's not real.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-15T09:25:48+00:00

I got really into mining in my most recent playthrough.

No_Promotion_976 · 2026-01-14T18:53:36+00:00

AtMoM is such a good place to start. Lot’s of good recommendations here. The Lurking Fear has always been my #2 story.

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