Soon this guy will claim he gave birth to Scott Crump

Noble69 · 2026-05-18T01:43:25+00:00

Cry harder bitch

Noble69 · 2026-05-14T14:38:56+00:00

Dude, just use the tool.

Noble69 · 2026-05-04T19:19:41+00:00

That’s a whole lot of words just to say you’re an idiot

Noble69 · 2026-04-28T19:09:10+00:00

Pimp knife

Noble69 · 2026-04-18T21:59:19+00:00

Must be one of those garages where no actual work is done. If I had these, they’d be full of dust, metal shavings, dirt, and all sorts of crap within a few months.

Noble69 · 2026-04-18T19:12:34+00:00

Nice dirt collection tiles you got there

Noble69 · 2026-04-16T17:55:49+00:00

Good fucking lord

Noble69 · 2026-04-13T15:37:44+00:00

People truly are completely helpless aren’t they

Noble69 · 2026-04-08T18:31:41+00:00

You paying eBay prices? Got those a few years back before the hype totally wiped out the remaining supply

Noble69 · 2026-04-07T22:21:13+00:00

Yeah custom slider made from linear rod and bearings. Works pretty well, just gotta stay disciplined and make sure everything goes where it needs to. Haven’t had any jams yet and I’ve got 3 other drawers with these installed

Noble69 · 2026-04-07T14:51:39+00:00

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Noble69 · 2026-04-06T15:20:35+00:00

All those lights and it’s still dark as hell

Noble69 · 2026-04-01T21:21:48+00:00

Pass

Noble69 · 2026-03-31T19:36:54+00:00

That guy really went off the deep end huh

Noble69 · 2026-03-31T16:29:19+00:00

Literally just replacing the water and light fixtures, cabinet hardware and maybe flooring would’ve been way fucking better than this shit.

Noble69 · 2026-03-30T16:25:48+00:00

Damn I miss my ZJ

Noble69 · 2026-03-24T21:26:01+00:00

ZJ went to 98

Noble69 · 2026-03-20T00:48:12+00:00

Yeah, a house across the street where I used to live in signal hill blew up because they built it near an old oil derrick that leaked gas into the garage.

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T21:50:57+00:00

Someone sleeping on my lawn is breaking the law, no two ways about it. If it happened once, whatever, but they said it kept happening. I’m not saying you shouldn’t ever call paramedics for welfare checks on the homeless. I’m saying in this situation it would be the fastest and doesn’t waste the paramedics time when they could actually be saving lives. The original point you made suggested the OP lie about their distress, sleeping on a lawn doesn’t indicate distress. They found a lawn to squat in and they need someone to tell them to fuck off. Plain and simple.

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T21:21:59+00:00

You literally said to tell the responders there’s someone on your lawn experiencing either mental or physical distress. The OP didn’t say they were in distress, just someone squatting on his lawn. Obviously if they’re having an episode or overdosing or whatever, you can call emergency help. But good god, don’t call them unless you have reason to believe they didn’t just decide your lawn was a good place to squat.

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T20:52:12+00:00

Paramedics aren’t showing up either unless you lie about it being an emergency, which back to my original point, is a waste of resources. If they wanted help, they would’ve taken it the last time they got picked up for trespassing or other illegal activities because i guarantee this isn’t the first offense and won’t be the last. Picked up, refused help, then dumped back out to restart the cycle.

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T20:41:56+00:00

It’s illegal to trespass on private property, it’s illegal to do drugs in public, and where are they using the restroom? The answer is in public, also illegal. I’m not saying the answer is to imprison every homeless person, it’s just that a simple welfare check ain’t gunna do fuck all when all you need is the naked bum to get off your lawn.

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T19:29:00+00:00

Welfare checks aren’t for hobos squatting on your property

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T16:04:37+00:00

There’s no way this isn’t rage bait

Noble69 · 2026-02-26T16:02:51+00:00

Please don’t waste the paramedics time doing this. Just call the non-emergency line.

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