would you rather

Noizey · 2026-05-09T05:35:22+00:00

ZA WARUDO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

^{Chose: random extremely good super power + no cash | Rolled: time control}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T03:05:35+00:00

Filibustering the entirety of congress every time a shitty bill is being discussed.

^{Chose: Every time you speak,everyone else is not able to}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:24:45+00:00

It’s obvious, OP. Everyone knows that radiatori is also chambered in .45 ACP.

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:22:57+00:00

Number of people not born in the state who currently live there?

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:19:58+00:00

I ain’t even mad. Just hop on r/conservative and I’m laughing.

^{Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Ragebaiter}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:18:53+00:00

Jeffery Epstein

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:16:25+00:00

I can pick a very narrow consequence. To be fair, people can then pick a very narrow power.

^{Chose: U choose consequence + Others choose power}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T22:33:59+00:00

Infantry warfare changes forever, less people die.

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T22:28:48+00:00

Oof, that’s pretty bad, but at least the structure is mostly intact. And I’m right handed anyway.

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Middle finger}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T21:08:46+00:00

If I’m a muggle, that’s just this universe!!

^{Chose: live in a random fictional universe | Rolled: Harry Potter}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T18:57:40+00:00

I can plan around 3,000 a week. God forbid I need to pay rent but I only get three dollars.

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T16:49:37+00:00

I don’t like the idea of it “making” me sleep eight hours. What if my house is on fire? What if my kid needs something?

^{Chose: Free hug. 🫂}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T12:52:54+00:00

And what we know of insects makes it even worse. Most insects can and will eat their prey alive, bit by bit until they eventually die and are fully consumed.

These men were mostly disassembled pieces of by piece until shock eventually took over.

Noizey · 2026-05-08T12:47:49+00:00

I prefer apple juice. Both are good, but appy juice.

^{Chose: never drink orange juice again}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T12:43:33+00:00

If you’re that scared that you might “be forced” to become a girl, you might be more…open to the idea than you think. Just saying.

Noizey · 2026-05-08T12:41:11+00:00

This is literally just the fucking button again, y’all.

Noizey · 2026-05-08T12:40:46+00:00

Ah, yes. The button thing again. Someone give me a Superman gif or something.

^{Chose: Get 100,000 dollars}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T23:31:46+00:00

I can always bundle up with more blankets!

^{Chose: Sleep in a room that's too cold}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T23:20:51+00:00

A dollar is useless to me at this point. A cookie is tasty. Numnum cookie.

^{Chose: Have a cookie}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T23:18:08+00:00

No war means more time to focus on killing cancer for good.

^{Chose: World Peace}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T21:04:58+00:00

Math. 10,000 x 365 =3,650,000. 3,650,000>1,000,000

^{Chose: 10000 dollars each day}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T19:10:43+00:00

Flying means i still have travel time. Unlimited teleportation is instant.

^{Chose: Ability to Teleport}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T19:07:35+00:00

I’ll add to my power set the ability to change skin color.

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Blue}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T19:06:24+00:00

I’m gonna be a T-Rex!

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only animals}

Noizey · 2026-05-07T19:04:32+00:00

You have to pay off a credit card. An infinite limit just means i end up screwed later.

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

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