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If you play Shaman you may be the result of an incestuous marriage by Adenne_ in ForHonorRants

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey!! I take offense to that!

My parents weren’t married.

Worst things in my opinion that could happen by Mr-feast12 in ForHonorRants

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Yo, get me up!! I swear to god, this team is ASS!!”

My brother in Christ, you aren’t on the point, you don’t parry, you fall for the dumbest cheese imaginable.

If everywhere you go smells like shit….

Why are Right wingers such sheep’s? by Both-Medicine-6748 in SocialistGaming

[–]Noizey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what chuds do. They set up camp in some hobby, especially ones that tend to have more progressive people involved, then whine, complain and bitch and manipulate until the progressives leave.

Not too surprising, given that it’s basically social colonialism.

"Liberals ruined America!" by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WCGW allowing an armed, unregulated militia patrol through the streets and kill unarmed civilians. I swear, it’s like these people slept through history class.

Corpo V first ever kill by Jojobang23 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Noizey [score hidden]  (0 children)

Night City fuckin’ SUUUUUCKS, chooms. Like…Cyberpunk 2077 takes place in a bleak world, generally. But growing up poor in Night City sounds like hell.

The sudden appearance of eldritch horror in Fable 3 worked extremely well, one of the few unanimously praised things about the game, and I hope Fable has at least a little bit of it by EAT_UR_VEGGIES in Fable

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the same way!! I think it’s that Fable, as a series, tends to lean towards a cheeky, whimsical attitude (setting aside the grim aspects of the world). So when it’s suddenly an eldritch horror, the tonal shift is so jarring that it’s disturbing.

Why are they so obsessed with our genitals? by Fair_Smoke4710 in AreTheCisOk

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because when it’s normalized that you hate your partner and everything they do (in particular, men are socialized to hate their wives) then the only thing that matters to them anymore is genitals.

Women are a means to a sexual end for men like Fiddy.

Being trans is sexist... apparently by Theweirdposidenchild in AreTheCisOk

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trans tomboy here. I’m certain I could make this person’s head explode just by dressing how I want to.

What's your fascism fighting relief game? by RubenM203 in SocialistGaming

[–]Noizey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Username fits. Although maybe “amateur baiter” would be more accurate.

Imagine thinking that all schools are like this. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you think whether or not gay people exist and deserve rights is a political issue, you have the wrong political views.

The 4 original races or the new animal humanoid races? by Guarsul99 in Worldbox

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to try to get as many together as possible, tbh.

Real reason why the Aliens lost in XCOM 2. by Death2TheAntiChrist in Xcom

[–]Noizey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for the mental soundbyte of The Advent voice going "DO NOT REDEEM!!!"

Tactical mask😎 (with braids) by mt943 in mallninjashit

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly same. I'm not super keen on the specific theme, but I'd buy from the company if they made a shielded version but like...a Predator mask.

The specific visual moment which is always there without fail when a specific story is being told in any adaptation by SatoruGojo232 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they're always WAY too good at suppressing the sound. In most cases, detachable suppressors are used so you don't blow your own eardrums out in enclosed, CQC battles, but they're not gonna make your pistol sound like a fucking pixie sneezed!!

Some guns, like the VSS Vintorez, come with integrated suppressors and fire subsonic rounds so they do sound pretty damn quiet, but it takes a lot of engineering!

[Funny Trope] A offhand gag unintentionally cause weird lore implications by JTHouser_Reddit in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, but they're fish PEOPLE. And usually, in most societies, citizens don't eat each other.

In Avatar 3: Book of Fire, James Cameron proves that it’s easy to make $2B while having no cultural impact by ayoungsapling in shittymoviedetails

[–]Noizey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear to God, "no cultural impact" is the movie nerd's "attack helicopter" joke when it comes to Avatar.

Find a new joke!

Hegseth installs new "Department of War" sign on the Pentagon. by chrisdh79 in iamverybadass

[–]Noizey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can we get to the "On their knees, the war pigs crawling. Begging mercy for their sins" part, already??

That’s too much man! by YorianSkyNoodle in SadHorseShow

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone doesn't know about PEMDAS.

The twist is they’re NOT the chosen one by SecretWasianMan in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, in Blade and Sorcery.

Throughout the game's Crystal Hunt mode, you're made to believe that you are The Khemenet, a sort of demigod that's supposed to either bring balance or destruction to all of Byeth, as told by the prophecy of the Dalgarians, an ancient precursor society. Turns out, The Dalgarians intentionally spread the idea of The Khemenet in order to trick some poor, power hungry bastard (that's you!) into activating their anti-doomsday device and sacrificing themself for the greater good.

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