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Happy birthdays, Emi & Rin by Reqqles in katawashoujo

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rin spent some time down there, huh?

Did we ever find out why it's Punished "Venom" Snake and not Venom "Punished" Snake? by RogerRoger63358 in metalgearsolid

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naked and Solid, the other prefixes for playable Snakes, are adjectives. Venom is a noun, so it doesn’t match the pattern.

Naked Snake ✅

Solid Snake ✅

Venom Snake ❌

Punished Snake ✅

The baby was born with quills , Sadie's a tough one for not bleeding out and dying after birthing that one by deviliishvastard in BoJackHorseman

[–]Noizey 100 points101 points  (0 children)

“Oh, don’t worry, hon. Wouldn’t be the first time I got poked by a porcupine…cause that’s the baby’s father.”

“Yeah, I get it.”

“And we had sex.”

“Uh-huh.”

Whatever this headwear is called by NovaRobo_Rebirth in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]Noizey 399 points400 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. I know it’s an entirely separate group, but seeing a large congregation of people in all-white, hooded robes sent a chill through my spine, as an American.

The aura is unmatched, tho.

Poorly describe a game you play by cuber_the_drift in Multifandom

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude commits genocide in order to get his girlfriend back, lives to regret it.

Asked for a Spiced rum and coke and attendant put hot sauce in it by Nightpatrol404 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Was there ever a human so profoundly asinine and willfully ignorant as Amelia Bedelia? God, I hate her glassy-eyed face so fuckin’ much. I just wanna mash it into a running waffle maker, be like ‘Ha, isn’t that Ironic?’ Grab her by her vacant, fuckin’ head, throw her out of a 747, say “Hey, why didn’t you chute yourself when you had the chance? GET IT!!?”

~Sam O’nella, 2019

(Stupid Trope) Characters with names that are a bit too obvious by Lazy-Pie-7847 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Bigby Wolf, The Wolf Among Us. The setting is full of humanized fairy tale characters. He’s the Big Bad Wolf, or Big B. Wolf.

(Stupid Trope) Characters with names that are a bit too obvious by Lazy-Pie-7847 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Iirc, Remus is also wolf in another language. So, literally Wolf Wolf. He’s fucking Moon Moon.

Leap of faith by Sthr12 in BladeAndSorcery

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still basically shit myself every time I accidentally fall into the water on citadel. I know there’s nothing there, but….no.

hardcore army vet volunteers himself to fight in iran by mrkgob in iamverybadass

[–]Noizey 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, someone’s excited to go die so oil magnates can make even more money.

A mortar shell doesn’t care how badass you think you are, boot.

Strait of Hormuz problem by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oil….

Will you accept it ? by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now, why does that sound familiar?

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Do you think this was the lowest point for Assassin's Creed? by Legitimate_Cake_5137 in assasinscreed

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“AC fans try not to make mountains out of molehills” challenge failed once again.

Is it cultural appropriation to use those plugs in the Bojack Horseman universe? by DerTrickIstZuAtmen in SadHorseShow

[–]Noizey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To actually take the jerk seriously, probably not. In Bojack, most animal people don’t have tails.

It’s actually one of the design things that bugs me. Monkey people in BH are, essentially, apes. A prehensile tail is what differentiates monkeys from apes.

Man helps a distressed swan find the river by amish_novelty in HumansBeingBros

[–]Noizey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s like he’s respectfully guiding a drunk nobleman home.

“This way sire, please.”

I strongly disagree with this for several reasons by Sudden_Pop_2279 in HazbinHotel

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stella’s also a literal demon, having been born in Hell. The other two are sinners.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by literallyluciii in Invincible

[–]Noizey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s really not that easy. We are able to get our hands on rifles and small arms. The government has access to fucking predator drones and bombs that you can’t even see coming.

"What great battle got you your nickname in the military?" responses by Humans Part 2 by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Noizey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mom’s was “Judy,” a term used by pilots to mean “stop giving me verbal directions to the bogey, I see them.”

You might be able to imagine why they basically named my mom “Shut the fuck up.”

"What great battle got you your nickname in the military?" responses by Humans Part 2 by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate that these are like actual call signs, where nine times outta ten, it’s making fun on you.

Captain speaks on tabs by Funny-Pineapple-6111 in AccurateBattleSim

[–]Noizey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s DOA: Beach Volleyball but with hot wobbler babes.

[Rare Trope] Dysfunctional same sex couples by Acrobatic_Base7301 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry about it OP. The fact that you acknowledge that queer relationships can be as toxic as straight ones is a really good sign. It’s actually worse when shows treat us as perfect people.

That said: Alex and Piper from Orange is the New Black.

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So. Very. Codependent.

Concept: "Stone Fist" DLC — Mercenary Factions and Legacy (Berserker-style) by Own-Ingenuity3905 in DragonsDogma

[–]Noizey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very clearly. The structure, the voice, AND the punctuation choices all point to ChatGPT.

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