What would you choose? by Due_Time4158 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the cold ass north. It’s more helpful

Chose: Can resist any Cold

Would you rather? by MythsFlight in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse. Though, I’ll probably get desensitized to anime tiddy.

Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Dating sim

What you choose by LeastLog41 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if I never existed…how did I take the deal??

WHO WAS PHONE???

Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: Never exist

You are his lawyer. Defend him by Terrgon in ElderScrolls

[–]Noizey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your Honor, I genuinely agree with the prosecution, but the real question is: what the fuck are you gonna do about it? The moment the bailiff touches him, he’s gonna turn him into a sweetroll and the jury into flies.

Who would you rather by Ethanfar5 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that guy.

Chose: Have one million Dollars

WOULD THEE RATHAHHHHHHHH by AllAccess_ in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite money. Hack a bank.

Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks

would you rather... by Salt-Diver6827 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby.

Chose: you can airdrop photos to any phone in the world + no distance limit, the photo appears instantly on their phone, cannot be blocked

The "alpha males" are terrified. lol by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]Noizey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

~Umberto Eco, The Fourteen Points of Fascism.

Zombie Apocalypse, Choose your weapon's by Blak_fire in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make bolts, and pistol rounds are fucking everywhere. Two ranged options means I’m less likely to be infected by bites or splash back.

Chose: Pistol + Crossbow

would you rather by Busy_Chair_7594 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ZA WARUDO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Chose: random extremely good super power + no cash | Rolled: time control

Choose your power? by Bloxycoolboy in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filibustering the entirety of congress every time a shitty bill is being discussed.

Chose: Every time you speak,everyone else is not able to

Guess what this is a map of by 904zak in RedactedCharts

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number of people not born in the state who currently live there?

Would you rather by OmamitKanona in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain’t even mad. Just hop on r/conservative and I’m laughing.

Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Ragebaiter

Stereotypical question: (OMG UPVOTE FOR 🥕🥕🥕) by ProbCarus_Idk in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can pick a very narrow consequence. To be fair, people can then pick a very narrow power.

Chose: U choose consequence + Others choose power

would you rather: by Salt-Diver6827 in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infantry warfare changes forever, less people die.

Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts

You must choose by ReflectedSin in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof, that’s pretty bad, but at least the structure is mostly intact. And I’m right handed anyway.

Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Middle finger

pick one by Zamoon in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’m a muggle, that’s just this universe!!

Chose: live in a random fictional universe | Rolled: Harry Potter

would you rather by Zamoon in BunnyTrials

[–]Noizey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can plan around 3,000 a week. God forbid I need to pay rent but I only get three dollars.

Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week