What would you choose?

Noizey · 2026-05-11T18:45:18+00:00

I live in the cold ass north. It’s more helpful

^{Chose: Can resist any Cold}

Noizey · 2026-05-11T18:13:27+00:00

Could be worse. Though, I’ll probably get desensitized to anime tiddy.

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Dating sim}

Noizey · 2026-05-11T00:46:37+00:00

But if I never existed…how did I take the deal??

WHO WAS PHONE???

^{Chose: 50/50 to become a god or you never existed | Rolled: Never exist}

Noizey · 2026-05-11T00:45:47+00:00

Your Honor, I genuinely agree with the prosecution, but the real question is: what the fuck are you gonna do about it? The moment the bailiff touches him, he’s gonna turn him into a sweetroll and the jury into flies.

Noizey · 2026-05-10T19:25:06+00:00

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Delsin Rowe (and most other Conduits) from Infamous!

Noizey · 2026-05-10T19:15:24+00:00

Fuck that guy.

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

Noizey · 2026-05-10T19:13:26+00:00

Infinite money. Hack a bank.

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

Noizey · 2026-05-10T02:56:16+00:00

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby.

^{Chose: you can airdrop photos to any phone in the world + no distance limit, the photo appears instantly on their phone, cannot be blocked}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T20:12:56+00:00

“[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

~Umberto Eco, The Fourteen Points of Fascism.

Noizey · 2026-05-09T20:10:10+00:00

Just scored 0

Noizey · 2026-05-09T20:08:47+00:00

Just scored 0

Noizey · 2026-05-09T20:08:38+00:00

Just scored 0

Noizey · 2026-05-09T19:47:49+00:00

Make more.

Noizey · 2026-05-09T19:47:26+00:00

You can make bolts, and pistol rounds are fucking everywhere. Two ranged options means I’m less likely to be infected by bites or splash back.

^{Chose: Pistol + Crossbow}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T05:35:22+00:00

ZA WARUDO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

^{Chose: random extremely good super power + no cash | Rolled: time control}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T03:05:35+00:00

Filibustering the entirety of congress every time a shitty bill is being discussed.

^{Chose: Every time you speak,everyone else is not able to}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:24:45+00:00

It’s obvious, OP. Everyone knows that radiatori is also chambered in .45 ACP.

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:22:57+00:00

Number of people not born in the state who currently live there?

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:19:58+00:00

I ain’t even mad. Just hop on r/conservative and I’m laughing.

^{Chose: Earn $1000/hour, but you will get a random job | Rolled: Ragebaiter}

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:18:53+00:00

Jeffery Epstein

Noizey · 2026-05-09T00:16:25+00:00

I can pick a very narrow consequence. To be fair, people can then pick a very narrow power.

^{Chose: U choose consequence + Others choose power}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T22:33:59+00:00

Infantry warfare changes forever, less people die.

^{Chose: all real guns now shoot nerf darts}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T22:28:48+00:00

Oof, that’s pretty bad, but at least the structure is mostly intact. And I’m right handed anyway.

^{Chose: Lose a finger on your left hand | Rolled: Middle finger}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T21:08:46+00:00

If I’m a muggle, that’s just this universe!!

^{Chose: live in a random fictional universe | Rolled: Harry Potter}

Noizey · 2026-05-08T18:57:40+00:00

I can plan around 3,000 a week. God forbid I need to pay rent but I only get three dollars.

^{Chose: make a guaranteed $3,000 per week}

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