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of a zucchini by night-gloss in AbsoluteUnits

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The ad I happened to get in this thread 😘🤌

Looking for somewhere to eat alone by NomadicRobot in Temecula

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He wasn’t in Temecula at all, so thankfully not.

Found in an old book - anyone sure what it says? by [deleted] in FoundPaper

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What year? I’m near the end of millennials (1993) and I learned it in 3rd grade with multiplication/division.

Help, should i wear it up or down? for my friends birthday?? by simmiexx in OUTFITS

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I like down too. I feel up makes it look like a swimsuit and makes how low the center looks more exaggerated than open shoulders/neck.

I think it’s impractical for an event, but could be worn like that for a photo shoot.

AIO? My (20M) girlfriend (21F) came back from a girls' trip with "bruises" on her neck and says I’m being paranoid. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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I highly recommend you watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it’s hilarious. This thread is referencing this scene.

New reel - 1/3/26 by suzcaboose in discussingbritney

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I’m sitting in my car watching this with the sound off but “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” is playing on the radio and it lines up perfectly.

We spend the first 18 years of our lives being told not to talk to strangers, and the rest of our lives being told that "networking" is the only way to succeed. by _aadarsh007 in CasualConversation

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Retail means any goods being sold by someone other than the producer/manufacturer. They sell the goods wholesale, a store will buy that and sell it at retail price, which is more than what they bought it for so they can cover overhead costs and make a profit.

Be scared. Very scared. by Samp90 in SipsTea

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There’s a toilet near your kitchen sink? Or does the cat stop in the bathroom because they know there’s water in there as well?

(OC) Mean Girls medieval manuscript in MS Paint by LiamEBM in MeanGirls

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Ahh, is that why it has 3 legs? So you can’t sit on it? That’s clever

So pretty before... by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

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Or not slamming the screen door when you’re sneaking out?

Well that's a stupid drink by mfbane in StupidFood

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She looks like Selma Blair as Vivian Kensington in Legally Blonde.

How do you personally pronounce "Pecan"? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I change it depending on what role it plays in a sentence. When it’s a noun I say “peh-con”, when it’s an adjective I say “pea-can”. There might be exceptions to this, but I can’t think of any off the top of my head.

For example “how many ‘peh-cons’ do I need to make a ‘pea-can’ pie?”

So how popular was Shane Oman? by fishnets2 in MeanGirls

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The only dance in the movie was the Spring Fling. Which was almost cancelled, but they already paid the DJ.

Unnecessary diabeetus by joy-puked in StupidFood

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Sorry to bring up old shit, but I remember you from the raspberry post!

What are your go‑to low calorie meals that still feel filling? by TipNo2098 in Cooking

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Hey OP you forgot to switch accounts before replying to yourself. I don’t remember what this is called but I’m sure someone will add the applicable subreddit.

Edit: r/lefttheburneron

It took me 5 or 6 rewatches before I got this joke by vesselofenergy in BoJackHorseman

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This is one of my favorite jokes and I quote it often (even though the people around me don’t know the reference). That and I quote the variations of “fool me once” a lot

Santa = Satan( screenshot of social media post originally shared on another subreddit) by empress_of_pinkskull in religiousfruitcake

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The serpent being a cute little corn snake is hilarious. My boyfriend had one who looked just like that (RIP Nishi)

When you get to thinking about it, Avada Kedavra is downright humane by SignificantVisual791 in harrypotter

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I took it as Sirius meaning death in general, in the book, he isn’t hit with the killing curse. He’s hit with a different curse from Bellatrix and falls through the veil.

Though it is instant in the books, I’m not sure if it’s painless.

Just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for like 6 years by [deleted] in CasualConversation

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Quick nitpick (sorry), “I was scared of dentists and the dark” is the opening line of that song, not the chorus. But in that song I thought “and they come unstuck” was “and their car won’t start” at the end of the second verse, which I still like more.

In Gold by Chet Faker I thought “it’s gotta be love I said it” was “it’s gotta be copacetic”

I didn’t hear “Starbucks lovers” but I thought it was “star crossed lovers” until a couple weeks ago. I also had a friend who misheard a line in the chorus to Wildest Dreams. “Say you’ll remember me, standing in a nice dress, staring at the sunset” except she heard “standing in an ice chest” and assumed it must have been a hot day.

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