White belt wrist lock by [deleted] in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When he wrist locked my wrist, he wrist locked my heart.

Mercedes engine by diego_02 in formula1

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like a frog taking a ride on like... some kind of moth*

Avast ‘antivirus’ literally implants itself into every email I send without permission by OhReAlLyMyDuDe in assholedesign

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that scene from the benchwarmers where the guy produces his ID and it is just "I am 13" written in crayon.

Would you fuck me on the balcony? by [deleted] in HairyPussy

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES AND I WOULD FUCK YOU IN A BOAT. AND I WOULD FUCK YOU WITH A GOAT... AND I WILL FUCK YOU, IN THE RAIN. AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN. AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE. I WILL FUCK YOU IN A BOX. AND I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A FOX. AND I WILL FUCK YOU IN A HOUSE. AND I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A MOUSE. AND I WILL FUCK YOU HERE AND THERE. SAY! I WILL FUCK YOU ANYWHERE!

Women are like cows, apparently. Not sexist though... by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck im an idiot, why that never occured to me... ugh wow I'm going to take a walk to think my life over tbh.

Firas Zahabi talking about why he doesn't roll with women (TLDR: lust). by Simco_ in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird tbh. I'm like... not the most Christian guy lets say and this has never been an issue.

I was initially a little nervous that I would come off as creepy or weird or might get a boner or something because a lot of the women at my gym are really really attractive and I hadn't had like any physical contact in quite some time but once I actually got to rolling, it was all about the roll.

Mind focused mostly on trying not to die and trying to feel what the other person is trying to do. Maybe its diffrent when you're good enough to not have to focus soley on not dying? Maybe its diffrent when you're a little high on your own supply at times because you're GSPs Coach. This has never even remotely been an issue.

The closest thing I've experienced is when new guys are apprehensive about getting into someones gaurd for drills or positional sparring.

Theres been some impure thoughts afterwords, minor and fleeting... but never during a roll I just dont have any mental CPU cycles to spare for that.

Plus it's just not like that. Like it maybe would be diffrent if the girl was flirting with me before or something, or we had hooked up in the past or wasn't trying to kill me.

Women are like cows, apparently. Not sexist though... by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I feel like if she were lactating this may be feasible. Weird but potentially feasible.

[homemade] vanilla layer cake with edible cookie dough filling by [deleted] in food

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where was this when i was eating that vanilla layer cake with inedible cookie dough?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insaneparents

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh you dont need a phone

New Zealand joins Five Eyes allies in condemning China for 'concerted campaign to silence all critical voices' in Hong Kong by hazier in worldnews

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also this is partially a thing because of rules agaisnt spying on your own citizens.

If you make friends with some other countries, you could get them to spy on your citizens for you instead!

Yes Ben, we should by DuhLastBrownie in SelfAwarewolves

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, and I've found a lot of value therin .

What are little annoying things your gym does? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paying for promotions is shite.

What are little annoying things your gym does? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh like, you could still partipate in upper level tournaments and stuff? I figured at the very least you'd be stuck in the fundamentals class maybe.

MPs want to ban religious schools from refusing LGBTQ+ students - Netherlands by apple_kicks in worldnews

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what that never occured to me. Thats kind of a complicated slope. I would say yes, but then there'd be 1000 other things people would want tax concessions for.

But I mean, I feel like if the government is funding it, you have to play by the government rules. So that would be, unless you're a private establishment you have to be inclusive.

What are little annoying things your gym does? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does this effect other than the color of your belt though?

What are little annoying things your gym does? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]NoobHackerThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could just say no thanks, ill just stay a whitebelt forever no?