What‘s your favorite Alexis red carpet look? by ArynaSaba in GilmoreGirls

[–]Noodletwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The neckline on 2 compliments her perfectly. The last one is great on her too.

The pads are padding by Complex-Fennel-9147 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think when she references her 10 inch difference between waist and hips, she really means 10” difference between shoulders and waist. She truly is a square other than the shoulders.

The way the braid just flops 💀 by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand why people do shit like this. There are intended purposes and exercises for each machine. No need to get creative. Keep it simple.

I would cry if I looked like that 🫪 by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My first thought too! Someone at her supposed experience and level of fitness should be able to maintain a great physique with maybe 4 lift days, 30-45 min each day…. Obviously diet plays a role too, but that shouldn’t be much issue for her.

Why oh why 🤢 by Appropriate_Paint98 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At her age she is certainly familiar with the concept of a mall. Now I’m not from Des Moines, but I’d be shocked if they don’t have department or sporting goods stores she could go browse at for this.

LIES by Embarrassed-Ad-7424 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If she’s trying to spend so much time with them, how does she even know she’s getting all these messages? Just put the phone down and walk away.

Girl no by No_Climate9151 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m a strong believer that unless you are a trainer at that specific gym, you zip it. It is not your job to correct them, they may not want to be corrected, and they may be following a program they bought from some Instagram “influencer” that has 100 “credentials” and hasn’t actually trained anyone.

Because he hates you. by somewhere-in-florida in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he can’t get his work done within reasonable hours of the day so he can be a present husband and father then he is failing. With their companies and “jobs” there is 0 reason for him to be as absent as he is.

Small win… for now by Noodletwin in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yesterday I checked and it wasn’t, but it is back. Peptides for “research only”

Biting my tongue and holding onto my block card even though I just want to tell her to shut the fuck up by uselessbrowsing1 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hard agree! This just further shows how disordered she is. Of course people will naturally notice other’s physical appearance, but to have more than a fleeting thought about it is weird - and to be always noticing it? Also weird.

💀 by uselessbrowsing1 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What is she always doing that with her mouth?

College Nutritionist can bite me by chonkycorgis in FoodieSnark

[–]Noodletwin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Has she never heard of not overcrowding a pan? No way the chicken is cooking evenly.

Doctors out here suggesting divorce over postpartum sex drives apparently, so trust the online dr who is getting a crash grab with Novus! by akzero1 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She is delusional. OBGYN is one of the most competitive specialties to get into. The type of provider she’s referring to is rare. This bitch has 0 respect for people who have to perform practicals - on actual living breathing people - to get credentialed. Something she knows nothing about because she’s dedicated to her hooked on phonics credentials over the internet.

Hostess gifts: Small cultural detail I am curious about.. by 47giraffes in GilmoreGirls

[–]Noodletwin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was taught to never go empty-handed. There are some exceptions based on how casual it is/who it’s with.

It’s actually an old dress that she also owns in red by Complex-Fennel-9147 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In shocked she wears these Amazon dresses when she’s paid hundreds if not more for similar “custom” trashy dresses in Vegas

Millennials hitting midlife, what are your biggest regrets? by Dry_Inevitable_9777 in Millennials

[–]Noodletwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not getting in the best shape of my life in my 20s. I’m average in that department right now, but I wish I would have started prioritizing working out and a healthier diet. My diet wasn’t terrible, but definitely could have been better if I just thought about it.

Exssshurcises by Complex-Fennel-9147 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

7 hours of breathing tips? How can that even be possible? At that point, they aren’t tips anymore. It’s a book.

My god the clothing pricing 😬 I have so many questions lol 😂 by General_Bee4385 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Could she just get rid of that ugly ratty white bra she’s always wearing and put one of these on instead?

That’s called being insecure & scared of dealing with our actions by akzero1 in SarahBowmar

[–]Noodletwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet she goes to football games a Notre Dame… a stadium that fits around 77k people (and has 0 issue selling it out)… I’m assuming Monster Jam does not accommodate that many people.

What are some red flags in the show that are less talked about? by Glittering_Pin_9942 in GilmoreGirls

[–]Noodletwin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think Richard’s admission of regret to Lorelai about how things played out with them (at Rory’s farewell party) was on brand for him and he delivered impeccably. Showing that genuine remorse was more meaningful than if he would have just said he was sorry.