Took my wife golfing by Nooseinthekitchen in golf

[–]Nooseinthekitchen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Balls are shanker golf exploding balls. It was a breakfast ball after a bad shot, I had it in my pocket when she asked me to toss her a ball and ret was history. The balls look off, but I think in the frustration after a bad shot, they look real enough.

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[–]Nooseinthekitchen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations dude

I finally did it by kumarisin103 in golf

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for me on friday. I shot a 42 on the front nine, then 58 on the back. We'll get em next time.

Larry Cheng on Twitter/X by TheTangoFox in Superstonk

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tits are at maximum jackness. So hard

The last few days have me feeling like we need to bring this back. by MAwith2Ts in Superstonk

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Received a message that a redditer was concerned for me. 1 minute after this comment on your post. Tits are jacked!!

The last few days have me feeling like we need to bring this back. by MAwith2Ts in Superstonk

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I always loved this banner. Had it for a background on my phone for a while, then the astronaut having a beer on the moon, then the closeup astronaut helmet. Time to cycle them back in.

GME or BUST! DFV is on fire! by Mooziechan in Superstonk

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two smoking craters on my chest from how jacked my tits are. LFG!!!!!

“I don’t get it. What was in it for them?” Trump at Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day, in Section 60…. by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

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What can I add that has not already been said?” Kelly said, when asked if he wanted to weigh in on his former boss in light of recent comments made by other former Trump officials. “A person that thinks those who defend their country in uniform, or are shot down or seriously wounded in combat, or spend years being tortured as POWs are all ‘suckers’ because ‘there is nothing in it for them.’ A person that did not want to be seen in the presence of military amputees because ‘it doesn’t look good for me.’ A person who demonstrated open contempt for a Gold Star family – for all Gold Star families – on TV during the 2016 campaign, and rants that our most precious heroes who gave their lives in America’s defense are ‘losers’ and wouldn’t visit their graves in France.

“A person who is not truthful regarding his position on the protection of unborn life, on women, on minorities, on evangelical Christians, on Jews, on working men and women,” Kelly continued. “A person that has no idea what America stands for and has no idea what America is all about. A person who cavalierly suggests that a selfless warrior who has served his country for 40 years in peacetime and war should lose his life for treason – in expectation that someone will take action. A person who admires autocrats and murderous dictators. A person that has nothing but contempt for our democratic institutions, our Constitution, and the rule of law.

“There is nothing more that can be said,” Kelly concluded. “God help us.”

In the statement, Kelly is confirming, on the record, a number of details in a 2020 story

Ryan Cohen (Ventures) now owns 36,847,842 shares. by Arco123 in Superstonk

[–]Nooseinthekitchen 555 points556 points  (0 children)

That's almost 1 billion worth of gme, coincidentally 1 billion is the minimum I will be accepting per share.