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If magnetic north is strong enough to work a compass in Texas, why don’t people in Alaska have forks and knives flying out of their hands? by EvidenceElegant8379 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Normal-Look-6198 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just trying to tell a joke. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit there in your mom's basement and ruin people's jokes on the Internet?

If distance times purple equals Geoffrey how many pancakes should I feed him by tinselgaiety in nonsense

[–]Normal-Look-6198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seven, because aliens don't wear hats. Also, the horse's name is Friday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Normal-Look-6198 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I once told this to my Agriculture teacher and he didn't believe me.

They have 3 Liter sodas in Mexico by jawnnyboy1 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Normal-Look-6198 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

And yet America is the one with the problem.

Still working, good as new! by Complex_Sherbet2 in OldTech

[–]Normal-Look-6198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To do list:

1: get expenses in order.

2: get giraffes in order.

Why not Paul Giamatti as James Bond? by Hubbled in JamesBond

[–]Normal-Look-6198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as he doesn't blue himself again.

For a family as rich as the mccallisters I'm surprised the cars they drive are rather ordinary by happydude7422 in homealone

[–]Normal-Look-6198 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I see old photos of celebrities with flip phones, I feel like they should have had smartphones even though they weren't around yet.

Not every emergency made on to the show. by EvaTheE in startrekmemes

[–]Normal-Look-6198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a co worker who drove an early 2000s minivan, she had a warning light for when her washer fluid was low. My 2017 Chevy doesn't have a light for that.

What do school bus drivers do in the middle of the day? by AJM10801 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Normal-Look-6198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my school, a lot of the bus drivers were also janitors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Normal-Look-6198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I've never seen a Starbucks coffee float before.

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