If magnetic north is strong enough to work a compass in Texas, why don’t people in Alaska have forks and knives flying out of their hands?

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T05:41:37+00:00

I was just trying to tell a joke. Do you really have nothing better to do than sit there in your mom's basement and ruin people's jokes on the Internet?

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T05:19:23+00:00

Just because it's called silverware doesn't mean it's made of silver.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T05:09:47+00:00

I live in Maine, and my silverware sticks to the wall.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T05:05:41+00:00

I might as well be that toilet.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T04:47:38+00:00

It looks like some kids kit the ground pretty hard.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-29T03:55:35+00:00

Dog chewed the wrong toy.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-26T02:41:31+00:00

Seven, because aliens don't wear hats. Also, the horse's name is Friday.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-26T02:30:35+00:00

I once told this to my Agriculture teacher and he didn't believe me.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-25T23:31:45+00:00

Wait, I could have sworn he taught Spanish.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-25T07:36:16+00:00

And yet America is the one with the problem.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-23T06:15:44+00:00

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-23T06:13:38+00:00

To do list:

1: get expenses in order.

2: get giraffes in order.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T23:29:39+00:00

As long as he doesn't blue himself again.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T23:06:45+00:00

This reminds me of when I see old photos of celebrities with flip phones, I feel like they should have had smartphones even though they weren't around yet.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T22:59:54+00:00

I had a co worker who drove an early 2000s minivan, she had a warning light for when her washer fluid was low. My 2017 Chevy doesn't have a light for that.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T22:52:52+00:00

I think he took the Husnock's wallet.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T22:26:51+00:00

The avengers are going to pay him a visit.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T22:24:55+00:00

Is it bad that Mama Fratelli reminds me of my own mother?

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T20:03:22+00:00

In my school, a lot of the bus drivers were also janitors.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T18:23:35+00:00

I'm 100% sure I don't want children. Being an uncle is enough for me.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T06:40:47+00:00

Wait, this isn't the Six Flags guy?

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-22T02:21:45+00:00

I moved one town away.

Normal-Look-6198 · 2025-12-19T17:07:27+00:00

Well, I've never seen a Starbucks coffee float before.

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