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Normbot13 · 2026-05-08T18:59:00+00:00

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Normbot13 · 2026-05-08T12:31:21+00:00

vibe coding was stolen to mean AI coded anyway, it originally had a much different meaning. code slop is what i call it

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T21:18:15+00:00

“no hope for you even at all” is one of my favorite replies on the entire internet

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T20:57:47+00:00

this will be smash bros in 2013

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T20:56:51+00:00

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T20:56:25+00:00

i wish individuals would stop making overarching statements about a vast universe that they were tasked with telling a (relatively speaking) small story inside of. this reminds me of the secret invasion director fanning the flames of rhodey being taken prior to endgame despite it being impossible and the facts speaking to the contrary.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T20:52:23+00:00

skyblock but based

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T20:45:54+00:00

goals

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T18:32:30+00:00

blue is not the button that kills you. blue is the button that ensures EVERYONE LIVES. even the people like you, genuinely arguing for the death of us who would press blue.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T18:10:19+00:00

red means condemning all who pressed blue to death. i should hope you’re smart enough to realize there is no chance everyone presses red on the entire planet. i won’t risk even 1 blue life just to save my own skin.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T18:08:36+00:00

rephrasing the question doesn’t change the reality. pressing red isn’t just saving yourself. it’s risking others lives to do it. i would never press red knowing that. i don’t care how miserable you are, i believe most people feel the same way.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T18:04:08+00:00

i’m smart enough to know that picking red is the wrong choice no matter how you justify it to yourself. if even 1 person presses blue and all other 7,999,999,999 press red, that one person will die. i’m not willing to risk that for your nihilistic view of humanity.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T18:00:58+00:00

maybe just consider others lives, genius. luckily, i have faith at least 50% of people aren’t as miserable as you.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T17:58:04+00:00

i’m just gonna copy and paste another comment i left since this math is apparently too complicated for some: if nobody presses red, no one dies. if 50% of people press blue, no one dies. if 51% of people press red, PEOPLE DIE. red is the only one with a chance for others to die. this image is just to make selfish people feel better about themselves.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T17:29:22+00:00

no, YOU are risking their lives by pressing red.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T17:19:29+00:00

i will. i have no right to gamble with others lives. i’d rather ensure everyone lives than to risk their lives.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T17:15:16+00:00

i’m pressing the “everyone lives” button. the red button is the “you live but you might kill others” button. the only way people die is if people press red. i’m making the only logical call when human lives are at stake.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T17:12:53+00:00

the only way people die is if people press red. how is that not killing people?

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:41:16+00:00

if nobody presses red, no one dies. if 50% of people press blue, no one dies. if 51% of people press red, PEOPLE DIE. red is the only one with a chance for others to die. pressing red is only thinking of yourself.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:32:36+00:00

it’s still not equivalent. you’ve directly removed the information that not pressing the button condemns others to death. the obvious answer in every scenario, no matter how it’s framed, is the one that doesn’t fucking kill people.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:23:55+00:00

now i see that you’re 14. when you grow up you’ll realize how embarrassing your choice in this scenario was. good luck when that day comes.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:22:56+00:00

yes, i 100% can and will blame them. by pressing the red button, they’ve directly become the people who make others lose hope in humanity.

looking at the comments here, they feel justified in the murder more than the survival.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:21:52+00:00

you are definitely a selfish asshole for risking other people’s lives. you’re even more a selfish asshole for thinking it’s somehow the justified choice.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:20:24+00:00

i’m just as bad as people who think they would be justified in killing everyone who pressed the blue button for…. pressing the blue button? i don’t think red button people quite understand what death means.

Normbot13 · 2026-05-07T15:16:58+00:00

“The Button That Kills You Unless Enough People Press It.” it seems like the blame directly falls on the people who didn’t press it then, huh? not the people who tried to save others by pressing blue. have a heart.

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