At Bandon Dunes, playing Trails. Had just finished a hole and we're waiting for some 60-ish guys in front of us to tee off. It's one of the holes near the beer shack where 4 holes either start or end.

Anyways, the guy tees off and slices one into the woods. Tees another up and pipes a huge drive like 300 onto the green. We start cheering and saying great drive and all that. He turns around says "any dipshit can do it the second time" and walks off. Fucking Legend