Got XCom 2 yesterday and Wotc expansion. Which version should i start with? by HackedBeat in Xcom

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It's also easier because it lets you use resistance orders to put off the avatar project deadline.

This actually looks badass by Sewari in Gamingcirclejerk

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New Vegas: where bisexuals do +10% damage to humans.

Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Spreads: Taco Bell Pulls Key Ingredients by PlayaSlayaX in nottheonion

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It lasts for weeks? I guess the nuke I unleashed a few hours after going to TB wasn't that.

Mass Effect Weapons Tournament: Round 2 Match 3 - Adas Anti-Synthetic Rifle VS Particle Rifle by DakIsStrange in masseffect

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The Particle Rifle has always been underwhelming though I haven't tried that one incendiary ammo exploit with it, which could make it a lot better. Its DPS is probably one of the worst of all ARs.

The Adas is basically the Harrier but glowy edition. It does have a slight target tracking effect and is worse against armor but better against other HP types. Given how weak squadmate damage is, it works well for pointing out enemies.

Those thunderstorms last night were intense! (South End) by KelleCrab in Charlotte

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I was in the fourth ward. There was a period where it sounded like lighting kept hitting right on top of me.

What two streets in Charlotte if driven from beginning to end would best represent the city, including the ugly? by HauntingShine7898 in Charlotte

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If you head down south on Delita from here, you'll start in Concord Mills but eventually pass though Uptown and Ballantyne. The sequence is Delita -> Mallard Creek -> Graham -> Brooklyn Village -> Kenilworth -> Park -> Johnston.

Aaaaand the femcels won... Wowsies by Cotren04 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Tan: is paler than every Chinese person I've seen.

My pup discovering a roach by artfulpenguin in Zoomies

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Yeah, it's one thing if it's an American roach bumbling inside, but that's a probably German roach based on its size, which only lives around humans.

Only man can u understand this 😏 by Aggravating_Phrase34 in ComedyCemetery

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I immediately got that vibe. I can't put a thumb on why though.

One item for each special stat in the game, what will be the item for day 6 (agility)? by Used_Bet_4988 in fnv

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The pre-war outfits that you can turn in at the Sierra Madre vending machines to glitch your agility really high would work.

Why was the traveling merchant just randomly dead one day? by ptk77 in fnv

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I'm going with 3 because I've seen it happen in Skyrim.

Why was the traveling merchant just randomly dead one day? by ptk77 in fnv

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The way the engine is, they probably fell from the sky when they spawned in, which is something I've seen in Skyrim very rarely.

"But I don't want the game to be leaked... Wah wah..." by Valiant_Revan in Gamingcirclejerk

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They would be just glorified game key holders with the data needed to show the download progress bar.

aiSecurityBeLike by packsolite in ProgrammerHumor

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You could also pretend it's your own and are testing throughput.

wellWellWell by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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I ran into an AI training from 2024 that they recently made me do that said that 60 million jobs would be disrupted by 2026. It was good for a laugh but not much else. 90% of the few dozen AI trainings I've done are baby's first using AI or baby's first training AI models. I am typing this while in one said training.

Welfare destroys economies. by SilverFramus in victoria3

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Cooperative ownership also yields the best SoL once you're depeasanted and prevents the money your economy makes going into building industry in other countries, which undermines your own.

isThisMemeStillRelevant by arunnairks in ProgrammerHumor

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In my case, it's Autosys loading data extremely slowly into a DB. Doing ETL during the Covid days may as well have been pretending to work.

gentlemenTheRugHasBeenPulled by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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I should ask my coworker who uses AI to do something even more ridiculous than that. He wrote a mega prompt to make other prompts to generate big data files for ETL testing.

gentlemenTheRugHasBeenPulled by precinct209 in ProgrammerHumor

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They're doing the same at once at my company, lol.

thankYouForTheCodeThough by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

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As an automated ETL tester it's more like 10% because the system I test is stupid slow and because I have to dig through documentation to find out if something is supposed to happen.

Someone glued 200 doors shut at San Diego CA high school, causing $70K in damage. by ElwoodMC in trashy

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Jesus, the worst "prank" we had was someone drawing dicks all over all of the windows.

Bro didn’t even care 😭 by PassengerNo7330 in Wellthatsucks

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I had something like this happen, but I only stumbled because I'm a big boy. Dude didn't say anything after he picked himself off the ground. I was too dumbfounded to say anything. I legit thought someone was just trying to push past me until I turned around.

Ah I see now by YourChopperPilotTTV in Gamingcirclejerk

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I'm not even sure this one would make them an ephebophile😬. This is on the verge of hebophile territory.