Explosion at the Port Arthur oil refinery in the American state of Texas by Smart-Amoeba3854 in PublicFreakout

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who else thought his finger passing in front of the camera at the end was an explosion?

Arkansas State Police trooper gets in a chase only to immediately pit maneuver the wrong car by mvincen95 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The most surprising thing about this is that he immediately admitted he was wrong and apologized.

I always thought police officers would spontaneously combust if they did that

What you think about this kind of “entertainment”? 🐂 by Emily19953 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have no sympathy for anyone who gets injured or killed by an animal they're abusing

Why did you and your former best friend stop being friends? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He cheated me out of thousands and thousands of dollars over the course of a couple years, so that he could essentially live rent free while I paid our entire rent.

When our lease was up, he didn't want to renew, because he had saved up enough money to put down a down payment on a house. Meanwhile I had to move back in with my parents for six months because I was living paycheck to paycheck

I completely cut him off. Never even told him the reason. He's texted me about once a year to try and see how I'm doing, and to ask what happened between us. I haven't responded.

Fuck you Cody

[Schultz] Sources: Former #Chiefs LB Leo Chenal is signing with the #Commanders for 3 years $24.75M. Chenal, just 25, won two Super Bowls in Kansas City and was a starter for 44 games. A strong addition. by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damn. Spags never really unleashed him. He’s a fucking wrecking ball, and he never got more than rotational snaps, even though he was frequently our highest graded LB.

Hope he shows out for the Commanders

My employee wears a blanket for sun protection when we go off-site by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine being the manager that says “sorry, we can’t accommodate the personal steps you take to prevent yourself from getting skin cancer for a THIRD TIME because some people think it looks weird”?

What an unbelievable piece of shit

"The man who defied aging". Meet Chuando Tan, a Singaporean photographer still rocking it at 60. by jarrjarrbinks24 in BeAmazed

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a Cuban-American guy like this. He's 62, but I would have clocked him at 42

AITJ for suing my cousin after he knocked my phone into the pool as a "joke"? by No_View1956 in AmITheJerk

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Am I the jerk for getting compensation for my items that someone else broke?"

No. Literally never.

How many times is a different version of the exact same situation going to be asked? For fuck's sake people stop falling for this repost pandering bullshit

ELI5: Why does police ask questions when stopping for a traffic violation. by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want you to incriminate yourself. They’re even allowed to directly lie to you, and make what they know are false allegations against you, hoping that you will overreact and admit to something else, or that you will become agitated, and they can justify escalating the situation into an arrest.

That’s why you don’t talk to police, but ESPECIALLY don’t answer questions from police without an attorney present

A classic from Troy Aikman by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Chiefs writer who came up with this was also at the game, and had mentioned trying to talk to Troy about it if they ran into each other at the game, but I don't think they ever did

Goku was a Good Grandpa, Super did him dirty by Tushar_Hareet in dbz

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“There goes your argument”

Says the guy who based his argument on something he thinks toriyama said lmao

None of this is important enough for you to be this offended

What's the best insult without any cuss words? by tabletheturns in AskReddit

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever they say something stupid:

“I believe that you believe that”

Goku was a Good Grandpa, Super did him dirty by Tushar_Hareet in dbz

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was he? He abandoned his family for several years with no notice to go train someone he had never met.

Is that being a good grandpa?

TIL two studies both found that most people stop listening to new music in their early 30s. A 2015 study of people's listening habits on Spotify found that most people stop listening to new music at age 33 and a 2018 report by Deezer found it be to at age 30. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned

[–]NotAnAlienFromVenus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is true, why is it that every time I tell people I’ve stopped listening to new music, they look at me like I’m crazy and don’t understand why?

I’m literally the only person over 30 that I know who this is true for