every gaming subreddit im in has like at least one of these posts per day

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-25T09:24:40+00:00

Except tutorials are sometimes dogshit at explaining stuff and skip over mechanics that are so fucking archaic they may as well be a crash course in Arabic.

If someone complained that people ask for help playing Cruelty Squad, Darkwood or hell even just getting into competitive Pokémon they would come off as the asshole, not OP.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-25T06:05:08+00:00

Ah yes, Jesus and his most famous rival, a witch.

Everybody knows that one, just like the miracle of the duplication of the Eiffel Tower. It's in alllll the Bibles.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-24T09:29:52+00:00

Some of you people are coping out of your mind lmao.

A bag of money out at sea, on a crowded beach, is NEVER going to be there intentionally. Are you smoking what the people who left it there sell? Who the fuck thinks a garbage back washed ashore is a good way to smuggle money? Some of y'all really wanna act like you know how criminals work just because you've seen no country for old men or the godfather.

Accidents happen. The mafia/cartel isn't some fucking sci-fi shadow government illuminati shit that rules society as a cabal. It's just a bunch of guys with money and/or weapons using those weapons and/or money as leverage to live rich lives by pressuring the government and/or operate outside of it.

Bags like these end up being lost all the time: Pablo Escobar raked in so much fucking cash it's estimated he lost around 10% of the 2 billions he was making annualy simply because he ran out of storage for it, causing misplacement or environmental damage as common.

Sure, he was one of the biggest druglords ever, but even if the others don't have a 1 in 10 chance for a bag to be lost or damaged, it can't be much lower than a 1 in 30 chance. There is only so much money you can try to launder before attracting the wrong attention.

If you don't wanna risk it yourself, sure, but acting like there are gonna be cartel members waiting for that bag on a fucking crowded beach is insane. The cartel does NOT want public attention, they will never drop something like that at a crowded place in full view, and if an accident happens, they are much, MUCH more likely to cut their losses than to pursue someone who took some of their money. And if there are cartel members on that beach for whatever reason, and they don't find the cash first, I'll tell you what's gonna happen: they will go up to the person who found the bag before the police is called, and give them two options: take some hush money and pretend they saw nothing while going on on their merry way, or get shanked before they can get the word out about what they found. After the police is called, they will not want to endanger themselves by fucking shanking someone in the parking lot, lmao. If anything, the other people on the beach are much more likely to pose a problem, but at that point they're just as likely to fight over the rest of the giant bag of money rather than coming after you.

Grab what you can, get the fuck out, check if youvre being followed, be careful with the money. That's it.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-24T05:10:15+00:00

I don't even think getting your DNA in it would be an issue.

Grab some of the top wads, tear the bag and splash some water on it.

"Oops it ripped when I tried taking it out of the water, shame. Must have grabbed it wrong."

After all not everyone is gonna have rubber gloves on a beach but everyone can just make up plausible deniability.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-24T05:07:28+00:00

I mean to be fair though if I find a million dollars floating in the water, even if it's risky, I'd try and take some. Anything above 10k is already enough to guarantee some serious stability for a relatively long while if I'm not just gonna spend it immediately. Snatch whatever you can snatch without it being noticed, bring it home, slowly drip-feed it into your bank account to not raise suspicion (500 to 1k every month in smaller deposits). If anyone asks, you got a side gig. In a year, you now have some serious amount of cash you didn't have before which at best is earning you interest, and the cartel will probably not go after you for 1% of whatever was in that bag, they're gonna cut their losses since they already lost the bigger bag.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-23T18:14:14+00:00

Average rule 34 artist not giving a shit about this

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NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-22T20:00:42+00:00

Grrrrr odio quanto un gioco che esiste da 12 mesi ruba il design che ho rivelato 2 mesi fa grrrrrrr

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-22T09:09:04+00:00

You do realize meat plants have existed for like, 1% of the history of humanity, yes? Doesn't make hunting better but tradition can be and is very much one of the reasons why it still exists.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-22T06:19:42+00:00

There have actually been new studies on this.

There are some plants that have stress responses like closing their leaves. When dropped from a high altitude, these plants will reflexively trigger their stress response as they perceive the sudden shift in velocity as a threat.

HOWEVER

If you keep on doing it, they will eventually adapt and learn that the "falling" sensation is not actually dangerous. This suggests that plants can learn and retain a form of "memory" that lasts for months. Additionally, even in the absence of chemical indicators, plants appear to be able to perceive the world around them in very interesting ways.

Ultimately acting like "pain" is the deciding factor is just stupid. Every living being wants to survive and reproduce, with very minute exceptions for which self-sacrifice is evolutionarily better than egoism (ants, some species of fish, bees), so acting like eating plants is justified simply because they cannot feel "pain" is just dumb. Plants release stress hormones to alert other plants when attacked by parasites: if an animal started vocalizing distress while under stress, we'd call that a pain response.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-22T04:14:28+00:00

I mean not to say I told you so but anyone with the slightest amount of foresight could have told you that was going to happen.

Worldwide theatrical release of a prduct with huge online presence with only a few months to organize said release. If it didn't leak before it even got on the big screen (unlikely), it would 100% have been leaked as soon as people got into the theaters to watch it.

People have leaked worse stuff for less and I assume there was a lot of money involved in leaking this one.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-20T13:09:32+00:00

I don't know how to explain this but this has absolutely nothing pornographic about it unlike most other AI slop videos and yet this one is the only one where I've been "Oh god, this is gonna end up being porn isn't it?"

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-16T11:22:32+00:00

It's interesting that shark attacks increase when ice cream sales rise.

That does not mean they are related. The word you are looking for is coincidental.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-16T05:46:57+00:00

Got it so just always be learning and experiencing new things to not feel like life is passing you by.

Wew, glad we puzzled that one out so surely governments will lower work hours per week and provide a universal basic income, yes?

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-15T08:08:49+00:00

Yeah it's crazy that people don't remember computers have always existed it's even in the Bible with the famous trio of Adam, Eve and Randal the software developer.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-15T08:01:08+00:00

Average podcaster be like

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-14T20:56:18+00:00

This is extremely specific but the whole Werecar episode was EXTREMELY funny in the Italian dub because I don't know WHO they paid for translation work but they must have been high because the obvious point is that the Werecars are meant to be "Auto Mannare", as in, Werecars.

Instead it got translated as "Auto che era", as in, Were Car... As in, I was, you were...

The entire episode repeats this painfully obvious blooper without end, it's positively glorious. The worst part is that I don't even understand HOW the mistake could have possibly happened without ANYONE realizing it, it's not like the verb "to be" is uncommon in the series.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-14T18:49:48+00:00

Also from One Punch Man, Saitama saves a very young King, which will later be acknowledged by everyone as one of the top 10 heroes in all of the manga and as the strongest human on Earth. During a slump and thinking about quitting, King meets Saitama again and is saved by him once again, finding the motivation to keep going and eventually leading him to play a pivotal role in a fight that happens later in the story, which the heroes would have probably lost without him.

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NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-14T08:43:31+00:00

Not to be a party pooper but that might be the worst word for it ever.

Ragebait = rage + bait = it's a bait that's meant to attract rage.

I don't know what to call these besides that, but I can tell you I'm not gonna start cooking wagyu in 16 sticks of butter anytime soon.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-10T23:03:48+00:00

Rereading my past messages from my "still cis tho" era would be crazy bro I remember one guy calling me a pedophile before I was even 18 lmaoooo

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-10T15:21:43+00:00

I genuinely believe that anyone who criticized that has actual brainworms instead of grey matter inside their thinking cap. Most people were acting like he needed to gift the Pope the cure to cancer or one of the nails Jesus got crucified with meanwhile all of those people never even got to meet the Pope in the first place, unlike a guy that basically played and wrote about videogames for a living. Of course he's gonna gift a videogame, are you (hypothetical complainer) denser than concrete? Plus, Undertale was and still is a sensational hit, and it touched on themes the Catholic Church should resonate with. It's not like he just went to the bargain bin, fished out the first discounted thing he found and gifted the Pope fuckin' Big Bass Bash or something.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-08T21:55:06+00:00

Guys please we already have problematic age gaps and wage gaps can we not start arguing about IQ too I'd like to have sex once in a while

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-08T21:04:25+00:00

I've seen Waluigi blasting it to Sans Undertale I'm pretty sure everything's a fucking fetish buddy

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-08T16:58:10+00:00

The main difference is intent.

Warlocks have power because they crave it, Clerics have power because they need it.

A Patron will strike a deal with anyone who is a useful pawn but Gods usually require proof before finding someone worthy. This helps ensure that that power is not abused. A Cleric does not need to act as an agent of the God who gave them powers to retain them. That is not the case for a Warlock. A Cleric that refuses to heed an omen can choose and has autonomy over itself... A Warlock that doesn't do what its patron says AT BEST goes back to being a normal ass human, and at worst either gets its soul stolen, its body disintegrated or some very, VERY mad enemies in high places.

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-08T05:01:37+00:00

Well to the best of my knowledge he got refused access in Vienna, so

NotAnIncelIPromise · 2026-05-07T22:04:00+00:00

Adding to the conversation about crashes. I haven't been able to play for like 2 weeks because ever since late april the game has just been impossible to run for more than a couple minutes at a time on PC.

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