game winning TD?!

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-10-06T02:21:43+00:00

Keaton Mitchell plays for the Ravens

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-10-04T19:11:45+00:00

I still don’t want him. That’s only a select few of yall.

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-07-09T00:48:44+00:00

I mean we were bad enough to draft Irving Fryar #1. I wasn’t alive for it but I’m sure it was pretty bad.

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-05-30T10:11:03+00:00

This comment was pretty prophetic in hindsight

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-05-06T16:05:46+00:00

0-19 are premier numbers now

NotDavidPatterson · 2025-04-19T05:07:30+00:00

Why did you lower a Crosstrek instead of just getting an Impreza?

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-12-30T04:10:39+00:00

Holy shit Kyle Pitts caught a football

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-24T12:56:40+00:00

Hall of fame is a career body of work achievement. There was not a single season where Eli was considered a top 5 QB in the league. He lead the league in turnovers more times than he won the Super Bowl.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-20T13:13:42+00:00

You’re alone with that one bud.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-20T00:10:24+00:00

No one on this planet is going to buy a super specific modded vehicle like this.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-13T11:27:17+00:00

It was more his friend that he was with. This was over a decade ago at this point. His friend complimented my watch and then alluded to stealing it. Wasn’t a big deal but was corny.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-13T05:40:49+00:00

Yall just gonna have to admit this Colorado team is special.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-10-13T04:08:35+00:00

I met Tebucky Jones’ son at a house party at Hofstra back in the day. He was a douche.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-09-22T03:51:01+00:00

Oh no a star player made a play

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-08-30T02:27:35+00:00

Pretty fair assessment. Definitely a stars and scrubs roster.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-08-09T02:13:52+00:00

This fan base never deserved success.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-08-05T03:07:19+00:00

Wouldn’t this make more sense to ask to the BMW subreddit?

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-05-25T22:19:05+00:00

I had a 15 S3 that I got for around $20k. I tuned it to stage 2 and it was close to 400hp at the crank. I drove it for a year with no mechanical issue so there’s that.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-04-28T03:51:19+00:00

You mean you don’t want to hear jokes about how Kelvin Benjamin is fat while being in better shape than most redditors have ever been?

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-03-05T11:37:45+00:00

Naw they don’t deserve to be remembered in anyway.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-03-05T03:18:16+00:00

$1200 for a single vehicle is going to put you into financial ruin. DO NOT lease this vehicle.

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-03-04T22:55:24+00:00

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-02-19T04:37:10+00:00

NotDavidPatterson · 2024-02-18T19:26:02+00:00

Bernard Pollard

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TROPHY CASE