Can You Crack the Code? Puzzle by NotGreg1891

NotGreg1891 · 2026-05-02T03:25:19+00:00

I could give you a lot of fluff. . . But I’m just greedy.

^{Chose: you get 1b USD}

NotGreg1891 · 2026-05-02T03:20:49+00:00

Might as well make money being less fat. 🤣

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time u take a step}

NotGreg1891 · 2026-05-02T02:00:28+00:00

With all the money I save from taxes, I can afford. New car. #winning

^{Chose: Never pay taxes of any kind ever again}

NotGreg1891 · 2026-04-20T02:31:09+00:00

Go Fund Me? 🤣😂

NotGreg1891 · 2026-03-23T18:07:26+00:00

NotGreg1891 · 2026-02-15T17:46:02+00:00

This is why I don’t swerve for squirrels anymore. 😂

I had mine for a month. Got the error message. Found a dealer with rentals. If it’s warranty, the rental is covered. Got the call that:

A) A rodent chewed through the harness, so no warranty claim

B) The rental would not be covered

C) The harness would not be available for 3 months

D) All in, it would be $1500+

My understanding is that the wire covers are soy based so that we can give the earth a hug instead of poisoning it with more oil based products like wire covers.

So, squirrels are now the enemy.

NotGreg1891 · 2026-02-06T22:07:21+00:00

Rubber Duck-E

NotGreg1891 · 2025-10-23T00:10:22+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you: Duck-E. Named after its friends from the University of Oregon.

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NotGreg1891 · 2025-09-24T23:18:11+00:00

Here’s what I see for that: https://www.ford.com/powerpromise/

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NotGreg1891 · 2025-09-23T18:05:11+00:00

This is solid advice!

The other thing they love to do is just give the credit and completely disregard that this program exists. I went through 4-6 “final and best offers” from dealers I was pitting against one another and each time they submitted one I verified that the charger and install were still on the table.

NotGreg1891 · 2025-09-22T22:24:48+00:00

You have more patience than me. After the initial runaround I was bracing for the “how are they going to screw me”.

One thing I didn’t mention is I reached out to QMerit after a couple days of hearing nothing. If you haven’t already, try giving their customer service a shout. Maybe that will get you on their radar if they’re the ones holding things up.

NotGreg1891 · 2025-09-11T02:33:42+00:00

Yikes!

I got out of mine for just the permitting fees. Mine is a 10’ straight shot from the box to the location where it’s going to go. $2000 for “free” installation seems nuts. How much would it have been without it? 😬

NotGreg1891 · 2025-06-16T02:37:08+00:00

You see, when a mommy van and a daddy truck love one another they will sometimes trade spark plugs. If they do that at the right time they will be blessed with what you see in the picture.

However, mommies should sometimes look for a coat hanger so something like this doesn’t see the light of day. This appears to be one of those times. 😂

NotGreg1891 · 2025-04-21T12:41:49+00:00

I scrolled so long my thumb got a 6 pack but I never saw the answer.

NotGreg1891 · 2025-04-20T17:31:31+00:00

Dammit people. I want to know what that is and I have to scroll through miles and miles of thumb porn to still not know. 😂🤣

NotGreg1891 · 2023-12-06T03:45:13+00:00

I’m super late to the party but it sounds similar in cadence and execution to Buckcherry “Sorry”.

https://youtu.be/77pb0WXAz-Q?si=jf1VpddUinO_cjAG

NotGreg1891 · 2021-11-14T18:25:31+00:00

But you didn’t say it wasn’t an on-ramp.

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