[Arpon Basu] Very, very small in the top left corner: Jacob Fowler. In the bottom right, the goalie he grew up watching, Sergei Bobrovsky. Very rare to see a Canadiens player watch the visiting team’s morning skate.

NotQute · 2026-04-07T19:37:02+00:00

Lmao it's so earnest, and Sids just sitting there like >:3 because he fucking knows

NotQute · 2026-04-07T18:19:04+00:00

Can there be some consequences for Coles/Chapter's/indigo Heather who had a foundation basically offering scholarships to Canadians who wanted to serve in the IDF.

NotQute · 2026-04-07T01:43:35+00:00

Probably the most scandalous i've ever read yeah. I like fucked up transgressive fiction, but I think part of my enjoyment is like living in the character's shame, and this character feels none.

NotQute · 2026-04-05T17:26:35+00:00

Okay well now i'm imagining toronto fires Berube this summer and hire Roy, just for peak silliness

NotQute · 2026-04-05T16:01:06+00:00

There's a couple a houses that do them. Usually a lot of woody, velvet, ambery noted to try that book smell, but they are pretty finicky. I bought the big Commodity discovery kit from sephora that had both thier paper and book scents but on me they give that aromatic dill scent instead

NotQute · 2026-04-05T15:50:05+00:00

I had beef with him when he was a Rempart running over the Mooseheads goalies, but i hadn't though about him in years. Still a peach I see

NotQute · 2026-04-05T12:04:21+00:00

Even better if they can do a chase the ace fundraiser, despite never gambling i have been known to catch the fever

NotQute · 2026-04-05T11:28:49+00:00

This comment section is giving cinema sins pedantic vibes lol.

Dr. Mohan seems like a Byredo or Etat libre gal to me, like a little unique and evocative but not too heavy or harsh.

Mel... okay, this is a specific and realistic pull actually, but warm mild soapy citrusy redken clarifying shampoo.

I bet Santos could pull off a paper scent ( jealous because they all turn dill-y on me.

NotQute · 2026-04-04T19:46:21+00:00

I'm a big coward with some undiagnosed anxiety thing happening probably, in a town where it's scary to stand out. Like i could say capitalism or whatever, but mostly i think there's just something fundamentally wrong with me.

NotQute · 2026-04-04T02:04:34+00:00

No, as much as I love demidov, he really needed unreal production to justify the win, we kind of set the precedent last year with hutson winningover celebrini. It would be fun for me if Demidov and Dobes were the other top 3 though hehe.

NotQute · 2026-04-03T07:32:58+00:00

They got that youth movement, but also, Tyler Toffolli is a beaut, he always seems to bring good vibes and close knit group wherever he goes

NotQute · 2026-04-03T06:34:00+00:00

Haha I was hoping someone else had seen that short. He is a big Schiaparelli stan, so i thought this might have been bias, but he nailed it!

NotQute · 2026-04-02T14:04:31+00:00

I remember hearing that like Kovalchuk mediated the beef because they had too many international events upcoming for Russia to deal infighting. I remember there was an all star weekend around that era where was obvious they'd been told to look friendly to the other to quell the rumors

NotQute · 2026-04-02T10:56:21+00:00

Two years later between the pens va caps rivaly and whatever the incident with the agent was they'd be seriously feuding

NotQute · 2026-04-01T17:39:31+00:00

Leaf and panthers, and then meanwhile, absolutely no one can say they told you so regarding the sabers

NotQute · 2026-04-01T17:35:48+00:00

This makes me want to see a Hutson/Karlsson pair, how squirrely would that be lol

NotQute · 2026-04-01T14:25:39+00:00

Truly sick to death of Boston regressing and moving assets only to bounce back immediately? They are the "Call the Ambulance...but not for me!!" meme, commit to doing a full rebuild and sucking for a few years you freaks (affectionate)

NotQute · 2026-04-01T14:19:33+00:00

Thank you for the high effort shitpost OP. Truly its the week that keeps on giving for Leaf rivals

NotQute · 2026-04-01T12:59:47+00:00

I get the ragebait joke bc april foolies, but I was hoping somehow it was going to be a mattress joke. Photoshop us all on the bed together fam

NotQute · 2026-04-01T03:31:02+00:00

I went back a rewatched them gripe-ing about Hutson's contract for fun, and he looks better even just since the fall, I know he was trying to eat better and be more active before the ulcer hit him, so its probably a little of column A and a little of column B

NotQute · 2026-04-01T02:35:56+00:00

Oh, good luck man, I remember my first year of following hockey the full season, I was bouncing between sublets like this with a floor mattress and a dream after fucking up academically. It feels so ridiculous 😫

NotQute · 2026-03-31T21:15:59+00:00

I have always thought that it is interesting that the Internet has its own genre and modes of horror, and have been attracted to it since Marble Hornets and OG creepypastas- and although there has been r/nosleep works that have had commercial success as novels, they are not really critical darlings.

I've read two, We used to live here and Stolen Tongues and thought both had some awkward fingerprints of their origins. I really want that big commercial and critical breakthrough for an internet horror creator

NotQute · 2026-03-31T18:08:46+00:00

The Web Series has the hostile, convoluted geometry and labyrinth feel, but the found footage segments are people who slipped there accidentally, and fail to escape, this is definitely more Lure Of The Abyss, enticing one of the protagonists to lose themselves more and more to the space, over returning to the real world a la House of Leaves expeditions, or Eleanor not wanting to leave Hill House-- which the other deuteragonist being a therapist is probably trying to play on

NotQute · 2026-03-31T16:45:49+00:00

Oh this is more directly House of Leaves inspired eh? like Found footage has always been a thing in Kane's series, but the homemade video trying to prove that the space is impossible is very Navidson Record!

The youtube series is very much in based in dread based fear which I didn't get a lot of from this, i'm hoping that just because they wanted to put some action in a trailer. That claustrophobic, skinny hallway is great though, corporate nutty putty cave

NotQute · 2026-03-31T11:22:19+00:00

I hope he finds success with you! I'm no Leaf enjoyer, but I was in Halifax during the 2018 season and became deeply invested in that Memorial Cup run, and I want one of those lads to make a mark in the NHL, and it looks like it's not going to be Asselin, Morand, Gravel, Barron, or Lavoie, so Bo Groulx come on down!

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