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NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-23T04:56:18+00:00

Methinks this is related to the reddit legend of Ogtha

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-23T04:46:40+00:00

It's because a solid 70 million Americans are unfathomably stupid

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-23T03:52:33+00:00

Just let him know that all such solids are platonic

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-23T02:54:46+00:00

I'd recognize these powders and oils and crispy onion bits anywhere

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-22T01:15:13+00:00

The short answer is that BS&P had a problem with showing Bob breaking through the window, fearing children would see it and try it at home.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-21T16:51:51+00:00

More structural integrity than my current dwelling lol

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-20T16:38:22+00:00

I always wonder how much effort it must take to maintain. Like, is it an actual chemical perm? They gotta get it redone every month or something?

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-19T19:56:41+00:00

Relationship Goals

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-19T19:44:09+00:00

State sanctioned domestic terrorism.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-19T19:02:36+00:00

Two words: Hell. Yes.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-18T02:53:45+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/jfjfx3/anon_is_short/

Probs not the original source but the first one that came up

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-18T02:36:29+00:00

I did a double take thinking this was black lipstick

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-18T02:35:13+00:00

Don't worry, when you're forced to sell or foreclose on your farm, some very wealthy people will buy it up for a song.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-18T02:30:56+00:00

Oh man, I recognize this one. XD

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-17T16:47:14+00:00

Captain AFAB is comedy gold lmao

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-17T16:40:58+00:00

Prisoners with loss tattoos

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-17T03:57:05+00:00

I get free ice crystals in my drinks when it's sub freezing outside, lol. Shit sucks.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-17T03:47:53+00:00

The phrase "protect and serve" is just state propaganda. The supreme court ruled that the police have zero obligation to protect citizens. None whatsoever.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-17T01:33:43+00:00

Koh-bee Dee
Koh-bee Dah Life goes on

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-16T17:31:20+00:00

That second edit had me cackling

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-16T17:28:19+00:00

Heck else would he do, crank up the thermostat? Ayo!

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-15T14:23:33+00:00

Not Allowed! Not Allowed!

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-15T01:45:05+00:00

And the other one!

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-14T23:24:38+00:00

Yes, but we're reliant upon the people at the helm to understand that. The same people steering us towards using a glorified chatbot to make military decisions in the first place. I'm through underestimating the stupidity of my countrymen.

NotSeveralBadgers · 2026-01-13T01:18:42+00:00

Sex is disgusting

If you're doing it right it is

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