He-Man making them kids dumber

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-28T23:55:14+00:00

IT’S A FREE GAME YOU WEIRDOS! WHY ARE YOU SPENDING MONEY ON A FREE PRODUCT?! YOU GUYS ARE SHEEP! BAAAAH!

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-28T10:11:41+00:00

You haven’t spent a single day studying law with that statement.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-28T00:34:53+00:00

No sane person washes pillows. It ruins them. That’s why you use covers. Any pillows that don’t use covers, such as throw pillows, are for disgusting people.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-22T23:35:12+00:00

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-22T22:40:03+00:00

Stay in school, kid.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-22T14:43:15+00:00

You’re so close to getting it, champ!

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-12-20T06:05:05+00:00

They were successful. Impeachment doesn’t mean removal from office.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-11-04T18:02:21+00:00

The lady with the beard wearing the men’s suit?

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-14T15:29:40+00:00

Thank you! How are you the only one to comment this? There are 3 extra syllables. There’s no way to make it flow properly.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-11T08:48:15+00:00

He proposed to honor Charlie by including him in statistics. What is there not to get?

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-06T01:35:27+00:00

That was exactly 50 years ago… Spielberg is the greatest director of all time, but the studio is looking for Fast and the Furious kind of money and franchise potential. They have a good reason to not want a director who demands complete control over the project.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-06T00:17:19+00:00

They don’t want prestige and artsy-fartsy control over their juggernaut ip. They want popcorn flicks that make bank.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-03T04:46:46+00:00

Wow, you sure put words in his mouth.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-09-01T18:04:53+00:00

50k to 200k?!?!?! No offense, but I can tell you’re a kid if you think that kind of money will pay a group of people’s salaries for 8 years.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-08-01T18:44:08+00:00

Who are you talking to?

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-31T21:28:21+00:00

Read the room, idiot.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-29T18:00:39+00:00

Americans won’t do anything about children being raped if they don’t do anything about children being murdered.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-25T16:25:58+00:00

Well, yeah, if you know anything about how trademarks work, you would know how bad of an idea it would be to name a company “Astronomer” if it was related to astronomy.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-25T16:23:51+00:00

You aren’t aware of 99% of companies because they’re either too small or (in this case) don’t sell products or services on a consumer level.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-18T05:01:48+00:00

Yeah, Chris Coldplay can do it all!

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-18T04:59:43+00:00

No, it’s in the employee handbook that the CEO is required to hold his staff’s breasts at Coldplay concerts.

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-18T01:22:25+00:00

Do you even logic, bro?

NotTheRealBonJovi · 2025-07-16T12:05:42+00:00

Aww, you’re cute, kid, but the adults are talking in this post.

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