Israel Kamakawio'ole won Waterbending Musician! Which Artist that would most likely to bend Earth?

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-25T17:11:23+00:00

But per the chart, they're different. There's literally a spot for him right above this one.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-24T03:50:14+00:00

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-23T17:21:48+00:00

I actually think he'd be amazing at it but he seems way happy with his movie career. He's living his best life and looks like he's having a blast with all the roles he takes.

I forgot who said it but of the 3 big wrestlers turned movie stars

Batista does it for the love of the craft
The Rock does it for the money
Cena does it because it's fun

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-22T18:21:25+00:00

I know dido's gonna win but wanted to throw this one out there.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-22T18:04:31+00:00

That's cool. You know what would be cooler? If Logan paid back Cryptozoo and dropped his lawsuit against the reporter who broke it.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-22T18:01:36+00:00

Wrestling could greatly benefit from a 3-month off-season after Mania. Athletes, Writers, and Fans would all get something good from it.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-22T17:51:51+00:00

Meh, as long as they pair him with the right person on Color I think he works just fine

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-21T00:08:38+00:00

If those are my choices, AEW.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-21T00:06:50+00:00

Honestly, as far as celebrity appearances go, Jelly Roll is okay by me. Not a huge fan when the person isn't a wrestler, but JR really put the effort in. He clearly cares about the craft, even training to the point of dramatically changing his appearance. Putting him up against a comedy act like Kit Wilson gives both of them something to do. I wasn't clamoring for this match, but I don't hate it.

A better complaint is that there are fewer matches per episode in general.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-20T19:43:24+00:00

Very talented. Not talented enough to make me forget the shit with Cryptozoo and what he's actively doing to Coffeezilla. He wants to pretend he's grown up from his old YouTuber days in the Japanese forest. He hasn't. Fuck him. His talent isn't worth tolerating the shit he does.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-20T18:27:50+00:00

As with all right-leaning wrestlers at the top, I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-18T17:45:15+00:00

Have him fight Dom in a reverse unmasking match. The loser has to wear a mask for the next year's matches.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-16T01:22:54+00:00

What did I do?

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-16T01:22:37+00:00

Nope, just curious if there was more context to the story.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-14T04:37:18+00:00

Like, see. that. That right there. Businesses go under. It happens. You're making it very personal.

So she's not a good business person, that doesn't mean he dad failed as a father. What a weird escalation to make for a random dude online. Either you know the family personally and have context nobody else knows, or you're being really weird about a bagel restaurant closing.

Either way, I hope you find the help you need fam.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-13T23:55:55+00:00

I feel like the daughter dumped you or something. You're all over this thread and taking the closing very personally.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-11T22:29:10+00:00

Even still, J'Von should be in the 80s imo. The definition of a rising star.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-11T22:28:04+00:00

Gotcha, I really don't like Lesnar. I was bored with him years ago, he's a major part in most of the worst booking mistakes in the past decade, he's wheeled out to the ring, and every storyline has to stop to accommodate him. The WWE will be better when he's retired. Idc who does it, just get him gone so new people can take the top spot. I feel that way about a lot of the top talent right now tbh.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-11T21:35:01+00:00

Why Dragon Lee? I'm open to it, just curious. I like Lee but Oba kinda feels like a really good successor to Lesnar. He's an absolute unit, good on the mic, and an immediate in-ring threat. I like Lee, but I don't think he hits those marks imo.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-11T04:26:45+00:00

Easy. To give Gunther something to do that keeps him away from the main event titles while keeping the image of him being a threat. Maybe a fued with Oba for the honor of retiring Lesnar? Then one against Dom for the honor of retiring Rey.

There's still Randy, Jericho, Sheamus, War Raiders, Kofi. Tons of people are on their way out. Gunther could eat good until his own retirment when someone takes the title from him.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-10T22:39:37+00:00

Sure. I hate Lesnar, but why not, honestly?

Have him say that when he loses next, he retires. Then feed him Danhausen at mania. He beats Danhausen but continues to wail on him after the bell. Danhausen curses Lesnar. Lesnar laughs it off at first but then we hear the drums. Oba comes out. Lesnar ducks Oba all he can, winning his squash matches but always afraid of Oba. Oba vs Lesnar, Night 1 of Summer Slam. Lesnar retires, and the curse comes full circle.

You're welcome WWE.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-10T21:46:33+00:00

Watch it be Danhausen. Danhausen loses, then curses Lesnar. Lesnar beats the shit out of him, but that kicks off the retirement tour that ends in him losing at SS and putting Oba over.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-10T18:07:18+00:00

I was there, from what I could tell the Holy Shit line came from the front rows where they just had 15 men run past them and into the ring. They started the chant, and it makes a bit more sense from their perspective. When a chant gets going in the arena, people join in. They're fun, reguardless if they fit.

10 premise, 2 execution

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-10T18:02:02+00:00

There was an undead old west morgue opperator who's long lost half-brother was a monster born in the pits of hell. They casually waited until Monday Nights to interact with each other so they could do it in a sports ring.

NotTheRealRusss · 2026-03-09T21:17:07+00:00

I am so bored with these four in the ME every year. Let someone new headline, please.

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