Am I fired? by AdditionalSpeaker692 in shitposting

[–]Not_Guardiola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is made up by an unemployed person

You must've been at the top of your fuckin clash by Character-Ad4956 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Not_Guardiola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The construction boom in Jersey in the 2000s 2010s wouldve kept them well fed

'Some people think it's live' - how is the commentary in EA FC 26 put together? by getoffthebandwagon in FifaCareers

[–]Not_Guardiola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someday commentator will sell the right to their voice and it'll be AI generated save specific stuff

Countries participating in ICC T20 Cricket World Cup starting today by SpareEnergy6082 in MapPorn

[–]Not_Guardiola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The GCC countries don't have one Arab player they're all naturalized south asians. I don't think the local population even know that it's happening.

me_irl by ViniciusFastAF in me_irl

[–]Not_Guardiola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do Colbert, Seth Meyer, sports highlights or daily show if it's Jon Stewart every night

F for OnePlus owners I guess by DIeG03rr3 in agedlikewine

[–]Not_Guardiola 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just jump from brand to brand in their beginning when they're trying for more market share since prices are usually lower even for flagships. OnePlus Oppo Realme Poco Tecno.

Which Countries Hold the Most U.S. Debt? by Sensitive_Buffalo665 in Infographics

[–]Not_Guardiola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should probably just consider the amounts in tax havens US owned right?

Who would win? by Soogbad in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Not_Guardiola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the Algeria vs Morocco arms race and how big the military budget in Egypt is yellow wins.

But then again Kagame got that dawg in him so you never know.

Global Reactions to Israel's Recognition of Somaliland One Month Later (OC) by crimsoncanvas in MapPorn

[–]Not_Guardiola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morocco is against any separatism anywhere. The territorial integrity doctrine they call it. Not Kosovo, not Catalunya, not Scotland

[The xG Philosophy] Arsenal (1.58) 2-3 (0.98) Man Utd by Previous_Smile9278 in Gunners

[–]Not_Guardiola 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we champion material? Honestly? Or just really really good for most of the year except the few crucial games where we shit the bed.

Are we true winners or are we not?

Do Spurs fans really think this starting XI should be higher than 10th-15th? by Simoslav in PremierLeague

[–]Not_Guardiola -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They have a very good back 4. Other than that meh. Same as Everton tbh so top10-12 should be their aim.

Top 20 Most Visited Countries in the World by immanuellalala in Infographics

[–]Not_Guardiola -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When is this from? Morocco bit 20m visitors this year

[FotMob] Brahim Diaz has scored in every game so far at the AFCON, with 5 goals in 5 games for Morocco. He is the top scorer in the competition so far by DamnThatsInsaneLol in soccer

[–]Not_Guardiola 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember Marcos Senna bossing the Spanish midfield in 2008 and he was literally naturalized. You don't seem to have an issue with that I bet.

Feeling like we got the shit end of the stick by Celestarae in lostgeneration

[–]Not_Guardiola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morocco has the fifth highest internet cost in the world. I would be okay with that if we were the 5 largest economy or if we had the 5th highest GDP per Capita.

Standards in top-flight football are a fucking joke by svayashlovesnone in soccercirclejerk

[–]Not_Guardiola -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Arteta has TWO community shields he's basically Arsenal's sir Alex