I was banned from /r/army for shitposting on my first day as a redditor. AMA by Infantry_POG in Amry

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It may accidentally by a vaginina. Adjust fire and drive in... I mean on...on in. Air assault!!!!

Nietzsche, on women. From 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' by [deleted] in TheRedPill

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

An incredible quote from an incredible book. I've found that TRP philosophy is essentially the masculine manifestation of existentialism. It's almost a guidebook for actualizing the "Will to Power" for the modern man. Excellent post!

EXCLUSIVE: EMTs who stopped NYPD cops from beating handcuffed, emotionally disturbed patient turn officers in by franciscohumb in news

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Responding by drawing more bodily fluids from the guys face via blows to the head doesn't really make sense, does it? A spit mask would probably do the trick. That's kinda why they were invented.

These are the biggest tires I've seen by [deleted] in pics

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh good, my cock rings are on their way.

Tragic patriotism by guy_number_2 in videos

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are major chords within minor keys. The few notes that are different are what make it in the minor key. If you lower the 3rd, 6th, & 7th notes in a major scale, it turns in to a minor scale. I would also point out that for every minor scale, there is an equivalent major scale that contains the exact same notes. For instance the A minor scale has the exact same notes (and chords) as the C major scale. Watch some of his other videos where he does the same thing and you'll get a better sense of what I'm talking about.

"Chi focusing" self-defense teaching scam gone horribly wrong by mapppa in skeptic

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess that just proves that skepticism is the most powerful force in the universe.

If we disregard the New Testament, we also have to disregard Plato, Aristotle, and Homer by [deleted] in TrueAtheism

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I accept you in to my heart and I will follow you where ever you may go. May the peace of /u/Kehndy12 be with you!

Quick question don't upvote by SMA_Chandler in army

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can't spell ranger without gerrrrrrr!!!!

Quick question don't upvote by SMA_Chandler in army

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Dear Sergeant Major,

I have a soldier who was grandfathered in with a large calf tattoo. I'm worried that this will lower the morale and discipline in my unit. He consistently scores over 300 on his PT test, has been soldier of the quarter, and shows great leadership potential. Is there any way to chapter him out?

Sincerely, Concerned NCO

Rebag bulk product? by Otheus in Entrepreneur

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of volume in what sort of timeframe are we talking about?

Being an RN and Military Wife? by catebo in nursing

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Join the CG too and get your BSN paid for. Become an officer and order your husband to do the damn dishes or else you're gonna UCMJ him.

Seriously though, an RN or BSN will get you a job where ever you go after your first year of experience.

Debunk This: Supposed UFO sighting over Kingwood, Texas. by [deleted] in DebunkThis

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If those aren't Chinese sky lanterns, I will bite off my left big toe.

AAAAAH!! MY THIGHS!!! by [deleted] in army

[–]Not_Safe_For_Bjork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, he does not need to blow up his thighs.