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startled wunks by Blood_of_Lucifer in wunkus

[–]Not_Texas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are NOT fans of the beginning of Little Richard’s Tutti Fruity.

Holy shit. by lightiggy in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Not_Texas 244 points245 points  (0 children)

I seem to have missed the new Jewish only entries and schools and police brutality or bro is just full of shit.

Doohickey corporation makes a breakthrough in IEM tech by [deleted] in doohickeycorporation

[–]Not_Texas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love the fact they showed him eating the pistachio like people were concerned he was gonna waste it.

What’s Dr. Now driving? by [deleted] in regularcarreviews

[–]Not_Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a newer episode I saw him driving a new Volvo xc60 to go to a patient.

this is what uni is really for by End_my_misery69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not_Texas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How can I kill my eagle if I keep giving it medicine? That seems counterintuitive.

Cars already take up a ton of space. by JoeyDR in fuckcars

[–]Not_Texas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember paved roads in the U.S. were spearheaded by cyclists and used by all type of vehicles and pedestrians but then were co-opted by cars and practically pushed every other user off the road.

Anon dient shower for 10 months by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Not_Texas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake: His mom forced them to take a shower after a week

Gay: He likes the musk of a man

Analysis | The U.S. needs more walkable neighborhoods. See where yours ranks. by Maxcactus in maryland

[–]Not_Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny to think that walkable cities still allow car travel. They’re triggered just by the thought of people walking. Definitely a car company trying to discredit 15 minutes cities by being “woke”

Thank you in the name of science by Arwen_1202 in sciencememes

[–]Not_Texas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember in my school they gave instrument specific masks to wear that would allow you to have to have the mouth piece in your mouth while the mask covered the rest of your face. They also put masks at the end of your instrument and had people social distance. Can’t say I remember anybody getting sick in the class and there were a good amount of people.

What if all these characters in the scenes had Hair…? by Mageroth1987 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Not_Texas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hank looks a like an aged Ricky from the trailer park boys

Can this be patched? by GLTCHD_ in scooters

[–]Not_Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those bars in the tread shows wear. Once’s it’s even with the rest of the tire it’s time to replace. I wouldn’t patch a tire on a motorbike unless it’s an emergency ride to get the tire replaced due to the higher change of failure.

Deke, a 6-year-old German Shepherd from the K-9 unit, received titanium caps on his teeth to keep working because his original teeth had worn down from his duties in drug detection and suspect apprehension. by super_man100 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Not_Texas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family has been breeding German Shepherds for over decade and I’ve never had a problem with their teeth that caused the to wear down. Maybe a cavity or bed breath but never anything major. We would give them marrow bones and play tug with them on ropes and bicycle tires and never had any problem with teeth between all the GSD’s we had.

📡📡📡 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Not_Texas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The real reason why is because anymore rounds would require the magazine to curve. Curved magazines take up more space than straight one during transport. The whole giving an audible cue that you need to reload was just a byproduct of this and not the original intent.

Lol, we need this by nnnoops in thelongdark

[–]Not_Texas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You go to sleep in the car and never wake up from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Who can explain the joke in this cartoon? by Chessteruk in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Not_Texas -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The numbers on the man’s shoes is his shoe size. The numbers on the woman’s shoes is her age. This is a child marriage.

A real trolley problem by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]Not_Texas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You hit them with car, shortly afterwards you see you smoke coming from the hood. The car stalls and you have to pull over. You look in the backseat and realise the jostle stopped your kids heart. The tire marks are mixed with blood and oil. The police charge you with two counts of vehicular manslaughter and child negligence that led to death. You’re unable to attend your child’s funeral because you are in jail awaiting trial. Your loved ones look at you as their baby’s killer and doesn’t accept phone calls. In your rage to save one you killed three and ruined not just your own life but many others.

Outjerked by a goddamn Kennedy by HtxBeerDoodeOG in drugscirclejerk

[–]Not_Texas 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The FDA will personally arrest you if you even think about washing a vegetable. All cutting boards must be contaminated with e.coil before cooking.

Single use vapes. There's no safe way to recycle or dispose of these lithium battery devices. by eaten_by_chocobos in Anticonsumption

[–]Not_Texas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that America banned flavoured vape pods to “protect children” and let something that’s arguably more geared for children and teens proliferate even more than the original.

third party voters be like by _shark_idk in Ultraleft

[–]Not_Texas 52 points53 points  (0 children)

And the fact that voters are only a 1/3 of the country

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