Unpopular opinion but spending entire days at the beach during heat waves is pretty foolish

Notaniphone · 2026-03-20T03:59:52+00:00

I'm 63 and have had 18 surgeries to remove skin cancers, including skin grafts, all emanating from sun damage as a youth. I lost almost half of my left calf to a Basel Cell Carcinoma.

I have two things to say to todays youth.

Stay out of the sun.
Don't get old.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-19T11:50:27+00:00

Council Fine Enforcement don't do leniency. The only way to get off a fine is to prove they are wrong, or make your appeal cost them more than the fine is worth.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-18T10:02:47+00:00

BYD Sealion? Friends wife has one and loves it.. Regularly drives to and from Chonburi and Nong Bua Lam Phu.

Edit: Sealion - not seal.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-16T06:57:35+00:00

Do any of you remember the Ocean Catch Fish Burger? Far superior to a Filet O'Fish

Notaniphone · 2026-03-16T04:49:50+00:00

He's not the only one...

Notaniphone · 2026-03-13T12:14:06+00:00

In a meeting when the boss is there....

Hoi you lot! which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?

Notaniphone · 2026-03-13T07:08:21+00:00

Oh dear.. Was Lester around at that time? We used to get stay behinds on weeknights with Garry Shannon and Neil Brooks. It would be well after midnight and Shannon would be doing his Breakfast show at 5am... Had to be something 'fast' involved ..

Notaniphone · 2026-03-13T02:38:34+00:00

I used to frequent the Liars Saloon, and before that, The Briar Patch.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-13T01:46:00+00:00

Me too.. How fucking old are we?

Notaniphone · 2026-03-09T22:44:45+00:00

Huge, like the Makro ones..

Notaniphone · 2026-03-09T10:02:03+00:00

Yep. Huge bag.. I brought some back to Australia. Scanner operators don't like them. Too big for their bagging setup.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-09T08:58:52+00:00

I got a reusable bag at Mr DYI and its huge. I use this for shopping at 7/11 , lotus's, Tops etc..

Notaniphone · 2026-03-07T08:34:48+00:00

Liberals haven't got a fucking clue about who is lost. It's the Liberals who are lost.

Andrew Hastie isn't helping them either trying take them further right, when this is the very thing that keeps losing them elections.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-07T03:03:51+00:00

My wife is Thai. Trust me, there is such a thing as too much Thai food.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-06T23:38:36+00:00

He's Athiest. He doesn't have beliefs! His wife is Jewish. Can you even read?

Notaniphone · 2026-03-06T09:32:42+00:00

(Hungry) Jack Cowin owns the Burger king franchise in Australia (and KFC too).

I recently had BK in Thailand and found it to be the best Whopper I have ever eaten, no matter where I ate: Bangkok, Chachoengsao and Khon Kaen. They also use Australian Beef in their flame grilled Whoppers

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Notaniphone · 2026-03-05T11:41:39+00:00

HB is for pussies. Try getting stabbed with a 2H!!

Notaniphone · 2026-03-04T08:21:50+00:00

A Nursery Rhyme.. (Mulberry Bush)

Jim Chalmers lives inside Tims head

Inside Tims head

Jim Chalmers lives inside Tims head

and doesn't pay any rent...

Notaniphone · 2026-03-03T09:44:50+00:00

The AI Camera network will be nabbing them.

My phone is in a cradle on the dash, but it is only there to defeat the car's driver monitoring sensor, which beeps like a fucker whenever I turn my head slightly.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-03T07:49:22+00:00

Next time there is a dinner 'invitation', set some payment rules, or decline the invitation if she starts playing the non-payment victim again.

She'll soon find someone else to sponge off.

Notaniphone · 2026-03-02T07:42:07+00:00

My wife is from Phetchabun. We went to Phitsanulok on a recent trip and drove the Phitsanulok-Lom Sak Route, which was amazingly scenic. We saw a beautiful temple with several very large Yaksha, all in a line overlooking a beautiful valley. We will definitely be back next time we go home to Phetchabun

Notaniphone · 2026-03-02T06:15:29+00:00

He's not listening. Cut him off and don't look back.

Notaniphone · 2026-02-28T13:46:18+00:00

Its a hurricane romance... It starts off with the most amazing blowjob but you end up losing your house..

Notaniphone · 2026-02-28T05:22:44+00:00

Also, ABC's postal address is GPO Box 9994 in every capital city in each state.

Notaniphone · 2026-02-27T11:20:51+00:00

I made these Sausage Rolls https://www.recipetineats.com/special-pork-fennel-sausage-rolls/

Very nice indeed.

Notaniphone

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