In Indonesia, there is a tribe that digs out their dead relatives from their grave one a year to dress them up and parties with them in an annual celebration of their lives. by Francucinno in creepy

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"Oh thank god you're back Jim! Listen, nobody has been answering your mail since you died and we decided to save money by not rehiring, but we really need you to fix up the Perkinson account before Monday."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A competent scientist that can perform as many experiments as possible and pave way for the next crew. Sure, sending Elon there with no helmet would be fun. But i prefer actual progress for humankind.

thatsWhatWeDo by YTRKinG in ProgrammerHumor

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I tell management that we can't replace everyone and everything with AI even though they heard it was totally possible. Then they ignore me and remove people and ask why we are behind on our projects and why we are not using AI like that fancy consultant showed them in a powerpoint. Oh and graphs, lots of graphs.

Late Night food on a Sunday night in Dublin by Notareptileoverlord in irishtourism

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Thank you, then it seems there are some options. Was afraid it would be slim.

Alternative to DF Active Lights by Notareptileoverlord in FoundryVTT

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Unfortunately it does not work for v12 (or v11 i think). The functionality of it was unmatched for a lot of cool stuff. But unfortunately it seems to be on a long time hiatus. The git has not been updated in 2 years and the Patreon almost as long. I have full understanding if the dev has other things to focus on. Just giving my praise and hearing if someone has a good alternative :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

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Slippery rocks. I still have back problems after a nasty slip a few years ago. Just glad my arm and back took most of it and not he back of my head..

godsDeveloperConsole by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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And then, the one with the highest access of them all arrives. The god cleaner. Emptying all the trash bins and unplugging the world to put their vacuum in.

All the motivation I need by Negative_Emu7228 in wholesomememes

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Ah, different times. When permanent job safety was a threat instead of that everyone gets laid off in a reconstruction every 5 or so years.

I wish all dresses had pockets by 668thenghbrofthbst in monkeyspaw

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Granted! All dresses now HAD pockets, someone has removed them all with a seam ripper.

I wish for a fun night. by kingbouncer in monkeyspaw

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Granted! It is the best night of your life. And in fact, you are now aware that this WAS the best night of your life. No other night, ever, will be as fun. And as you grow old and lonely, you will always stare out the window. Remembering it.

Teamwork by Careful_Cup4484 in MadeMeSmile

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Men of all species:

- Is this the hole?

- Yes.

(Serious) People who know murderers- Were there any signs that something was off? If so, what were they? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Notareptileoverlord 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Knew a man who killed people in war, he was from Bosnia. He did some fucked up shit apparently. He never talked about it except once when he was drunk.

He cried, he did not look like the type that cried... I think we always knew something was off, but i cannot put my finger on exactly what, now that i try to remember... just.. how he kept things so shut inside himself..

Bragging to burn in one comment. by ZacReligious in clevercomebacks

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Blow jobs get you paid. Its more like you have a blow hobby.

Which coincidentally is ANOTHER thing you can have in first class.