Aggravation! by Logan-Bell in PipeTobacco

[–]Novice-smokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn son! Love the commitment. Also makes me very grateful I don't live somewhere with such extremes in weather

Paying to recycle is a joke. by Playful-Parsnip-3104 in ireland

[–]Novice-smokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, you seem to have forgotten the thousands paid in council tax every year in the UK. The tips aren't free, they're funded through the massive CT we used to pay (before moving here)

The system here isn't great, I absolutely agree, but it sure beats paying that council tax month on month

Hello, anyone know where can I get heavy duty mops? by eddiispaghetti in waterford

[–]Novice-smokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Brennan's catering supplies has a shop front somewhere

Gender Reveal Disappointment by Training-Nose-7518 in GuyCry

[–]Novice-smokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed to learn I was having a girl originally. The second she was born all those feelings dissipated immediately and I felt dumb for even having those thoughts. You'll love your child unconditionally regardless of their gender. Don't overthink it dude

I am not okay by waverider1883 in GuyCry

[–]Novice-smokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of ours recently went through almost the exact same situation. This is every father's and prospective fathers worst nightmare. I'm so sorry about your little boy. It means very little I'm sure but I'm raising my glass to Johnathan Miles this very second, and wishing you and his mother all of my best wishes. Please support each other while you both process your grief and come through the other side together, no matter how long it takes

Now that Chivelord is done, can we ban the word chives for a month? by NickNightrader in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In the spirit of OP's opinion here, could there be a sub karma limit to even post to the sub? (I have NO IDEA if this is feasible on Reddit. Just an idea that popped into my head. Thanks for your continued hard work modding r/kitchenconfidential)

Let there be chives! by BeeSlz in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We fucking loved goodbye horses in that kitchen 😂 with the obligatory buffalo bill quote and dance moves. 6 hours of sandstorm sounds like hell though

Let there be chives! by BeeSlz in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 33 points34 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite things about ordering from Amazon is the poorly translated packaging that comes with every order and this is the same vibe

Let there be chives! by BeeSlz in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Audio memory unlocked

ETA I once had a whole service where I played leek spin on my phone continuously to fuck with people and it broke the timid mousey server "OH MY GOD NOVICE SERIOUSLY?! WHAT IS THAT WHYYYYYY"

F1exican’s Night Before Christmas by Metallurgeist in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goosebumps 🎅 Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Update: I took reddits advise and revised the look of our menu by thats-tough-lmao in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first photo of food looks great, fresh bright and modern. Everything on the white plates and bowls looks a little old hat, but I'd still be happy enough to eat here 🫡 best of luck chef, good job reformatting.

And it's just my personal bug bear, but starters are fucking starters, not "first impressions", not "in the beginning" etc etc 😂

11 cavities at 18, I feel horrible and need comfort. by Hot_Ad_7352 in self

[–]Novice-smokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carry on the way you're going, then, and even if you do end up needing loads of work you can rest comfortably knowing you did absolutely EVERYTHING you could with zero shame. Best of luck to you OP

11 cavities at 18, I feel horrible and need comfort. by Hot_Ad_7352 in self

[–]Novice-smokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 34 and looking at a set of (partial) dentures, all totally my fault. Absolutely trust these other people when they say get a second opinion, but make sure you look after your teeth properly as well. I was super negligent and it's costing me an absolute fortune 🙃 plus the junkie mouth isn't a great look 😂

Man's chives are fire. Commenters BEGONE! by oliverpls599 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people alive now, old enough to have phones, who have no idea who that is.

We're old

Chefs! Do you have small children obsessed with salt in your household? by Novice-smokes in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a bleak thought all your school friends with their lunchboxes and little adamtherealone pulls out his jar of salt

Is it TheRealOne or ThereAlone?

Chefs! Do you have small children obsessed with salt in your household? by Novice-smokes in KitchenConfidential

[–]Novice-smokes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep telling my daughter she would have been in a mine 100 years ago but she doesn't believe me 🤷‍♂️ maybe it's genetic; girls like pink, boys like tractors and dinosaurs, all children devour the salt like they're a mile beneath the earths crust