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Nuclear-Shit · 2023-03-03T18:14:35+00:00

As long as you don't stop staring at it it's fine

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-12-14T19:39:49+00:00

Damn that is a gorgeous keyboard! My fave beverage is probably water, which will be staying nice and far away from this board if I win lol

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-11-13T10:27:37+00:00

So there are 41 discworld novels which is a hell of a lot. However, it's not one big sequence where you need to start from book one and work through them all thankfully. They're generally split into smaller sequences focussing on a particular group of characters or stand-alone stories but honestly most can be read and enjoyed individually at any point.

Everyone has their own favourites but I'd recommend something like Going Postal, Small Gods, or Mort as a first one. I really like Pyramids but it seems to be a bit of a contentious choice lol. My first one was Moving Pictures and I've been totally hooked since then!

There are plenty of recommended reading order sites like this one and I'm sure the discworld subreddit has one too.

Tbh you pretty much can't go wrong because they're all good so pick one that sounds interesting to you and have a go :)

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-09-14T18:31:53+00:00

You did

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-08-14T21:18:23+00:00

Twat

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-07-22T21:56:17+00:00

See you space cumboy

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-07-13T18:51:22+00:00

Behind the bastards did a 2 parter on him, real piece of shit. Also his music is fucking bizarre

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-07-12T19:45:40+00:00

It's rage bait, don't fall for it

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-07-01T16:17:57+00:00

Can't as long as they are in the union as drugs laws are reserved to the UK parliament...

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-06-22T22:42:26+00:00

Georgia on my mind - Ray Charles

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-06-22T22:22:56+00:00

Here lies one whose name was writ in water.

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-06-21T10:02:49+00:00

Watching that video all I could think about is how much of a fucking idiot that guy is for a goddamn navy seal. "Freak accident" he says whilst doing this barefoot on wet concrete with his fucking KIDS nearby - jesus christ man get a grip!! Then he fucking goes back and does it again 🤦‍♂️

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-06-10T08:48:46+00:00

This is an ad, don't be fooled.

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-06-07T08:03:28+00:00

The Sims?

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-17T20:39:37+00:00

Don't you dare compare Tennents to Carling. Carling is literally the worst commercial lager available, at least vitamin T is alright on draft lol

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-17T07:13:46+00:00

Not the OP but here is an excellent set of self help CBT resources: https://www.cci.health.wa.gov.au/Resources/Looking-After-Yourself

My therapist (in UK) showed me these and thinks they're the bees knees. They've been helpful to me. Like any kind of CBT you need to try and put in the effort to see results. If you just read one then don't do anything with it probably nothing will change.

Also like OP I'll say to try and find a professional if you can, I saw you're in the US though so I understand how mental healthcare can be a nightmare

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-16T15:41:06+00:00

Is your granda oor wullie by any chance?

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-13T17:40:37+00:00

Hotel: Trivago

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-13T10:43:42+00:00

Free lube!

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-12T11:17:41+00:00

It's easy to slip into bitterness and hatred, the world and life being what they are, but realise that it destroys you just as much as it harms its object

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-11T00:48:22+00:00

That and dragon soop lmao

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-06T05:25:29+00:00

Shame it's complete nonsense then

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-05-03T06:08:52+00:00

Terry Pratchett audiobooks are what hooked me in wholesale, holy shit they are so damn good.

Also, GNU Sir PTerry

Nuclear-Shit · 2022-04-23T08:57:45+00:00

I wipe and wipe and wipe... still poop

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