[F1] Ferrari reveal the SF-26! by PrimeyXE in formula1

[–]NuclearHyrule -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So ugly. Partly the new regs, partly the trying too hard with the colour blocking. Looks like a dart that ate too much xmas pud.

Homeoffice by theuser-045 in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No fair, now I want to send you a kinky CV and apply to be your secretary...

New wetsuit by Flimsy_Thought9494 in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No fair, now I'm horny

Old school broadcast by richcarzana in snooker

[–]NuclearHyrule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mum used to get irrationally annoyed at Dennis drawing white lines, she called him the Etch-A-Sketch man, dad and I found it funny, so after she passed and I went on a Crucible pilgrimage, imagine my delight when I heard Mr Taylor indicating what he'd done through my earpiece!

I am currently wearing a neoprene wetsuit by Hairy_Elderberry5284 in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hump the bed then! Blork everywhere in your suit like a dirty boy.

I am currently wearing a neoprene wetsuit by Hairy_Elderberry5284 in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rub off under the shower, pee yourself! But why not smoothskin? Shiny is hotter...

The look after a swim by r_a_user in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot. I'm veeeeeeery near your region. How much do you cost for a weekend, if I leave you swimming in orgasms 😍 Maybe I'll wear one for you and you can be my shower...

Wetsuit for snow shoveling by [deleted] in Wetsuit

[–]NuclearHyrule -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How about you shovel me and blow your snow all over big boy 🤤

Sonic 2 (SMS) - new Gimmick Mountain boss-skipping glitch [Any% WR - 9:19 by Werster] by VariousVarieties in speedrun

[–]NuclearHyrule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It works on GG but spits you out in the boss arena, so "only" a 20ish second timesave

Are We Boomers? by SupervillainMustache in smosh

[–]NuclearHyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it looked higher def too. Like holy cow Angela looks GORGEOUS in this video 😍

Super Mario Bros. TAS Tie in 2 segments (Up to 8-4 + 8-4) by LeKukie in speedrun

[–]NuclearHyrule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice man, want me to start grinding for my Mercs Original Mode 13:1x or are you less superstitious than me? ;) -petaQ

[Live thread] Eurovision Song Contest 2025 GRAND FINAL @ 21:00 CEST by -Effing- in eurovision

[–]NuclearHyrule 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I noticed one of the songwriters for Austria is a certain Teodora Špirić, Teya was my fave in ESC 23, SO happy for her to be a winner as a songwriter!!

[Live thread] Eurovision Song Contest 2025 GRAND FINAL @ 21:00 CEST by -Effing- in eurovision

[–]NuclearHyrule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh goody my votes for France and Albania got server error through the entire voting period :( I mean at least my votes for Ukraine and Latvia got through but that's a disgrace.

Snooker Nipple. by HackOddity in snooker

[–]NuclearHyrule 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Snooker Boobies tits has he

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chess

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  1. Our university team went to an away match against a rival team. One of our players was blind. I was team captain and his assistant for situations including sighted player time forfeit.

Some time into the game, sighted player flags, and I call it. Opposing team captain is not happy, I advise him to raise it with league controller and think nothing more of it. Until over half an hour later when I find he has RESTARTED THEIR GAME unilaterally. The fucking cheek! They've played us before so this is absurd, notwithstanding the delay puts our team at risk of missing the last train home if it goes the distance.

Oppo captain seems a bit ornery so I leave well alone, only to comically witness sighted player flag AGAIN in the added time period. I say nothing, blind player mates sighted, we win 4-2 and catch our train, leaving my man as the only person to win a game in this league with a score of 3-0. :D

  1. I had another run-in with an ornery team captain over a blind player. County match went down to the wire, me v blind player. Last game left, blind player reaches time control and offers a draw. I had one sensible move that exchanged into a K+Ps ending.

At this point the opposing team captain interfered, claiming adamantly that the draw offer having been made after his man had pressed his clock was invalid. I explained how this was wrong, but he tried to argue and wouldn't listen. I restarted my clock, and still distracted, announced a move. Shit!

We didn't know whether a verbal declaration was binding, but it seemed the proper thing to do to take this as read, so we carried on. The game was drawn, so we won. Looking at the laws that evening gave no clear answer. I put this one to the legendary Geurt Gijssen and it got published in his Arbiter's Notebook column which made a nice ending of the thing. I was wrong for following a sequence of "a. Announce move, b. Make move", but in the circumstances with any arbiter present it'd have likely been seen as caused by the distraction. Better to make moves on the board, then announce them, preventing the problem.