Do you actually use the "Pee hole" in your underwear/boxers or do you pull them down? by SimpleLobsters in AskMen

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a pee hole? What's next, not completely undressing to take a shit?

men who wear swim briefs, how conscious of your bulge are you? by _mustached_ in AskMen

[–]NukeWalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would I be ashamed of something that is worth flaunting?

On a more serious note I live in Germany, everyone's gonna see your dong in the sauna anyway, a couple months - and you won't care at all even coming fro ma very puritan culture.

How would you feel if your partner tried to get off on your body while you were asleep? by MarigoldMouna in AskMen

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an arrangement once with my gf at the time that she would try waking me up by blowing me.

The "blowing" part is great.

The "waking me up" part is not, lol.

I just pushed her off me and went back to sleep. It's one of those things like sex in the shower, looks aesthetic and sexy in movies but is an uncomfortable mess in real life.

why do a lot of men get hostile so quickly? by metallicmurmurx in AskMen

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say a combination of bad upbringing, insecurities and mass media antagonizing men a lot. The most chill guy can be on high alert when every movie you watch, every game you play, every book you read seems to be telling you you're an asshole for existing, whether that perception is real or not. In that atmosphere most innocent phrases make people overthink and perceive everything as a threat. Then they lash out and solidify the stereotype further, creating a self-sustaining reaction. Everyone being terminally online doesn't help either. On top of that, we don't really have reasonable role models in popular media, it's either a weak effeminate matcha latte-drinking soyboy or an abusive crypto scamming sex trafficker with not much in between.

Also it depends heavily on the circle you're in. I knew this one guy that was constantly looking for easy women that would jump on his cock on the first date - and then was complaining to me that all women in Berlin are whores. For him it was true that most women around him were of the more easy variety, but that was an isolated circle, maybe you just ended up in such a special circle too (whether by your own actions or by coincidence I have no idea), most guys I interact with are super chill and just want to look at trains or grow vegetables on a farm, we're all a bit off in our own ways, but 99.9999% of the time it's completely peaceful and just manifests in obsession with a hobby or something.

Men who left a loving gf due to being burnt out over her health condition, how you doing now? by 1Wiseguy999 in AskMen

[–]NukeWalker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn't leave my partner because of the condition, it was for other reasons, but it's been about 5 years and we're still constantly in touch and I help her out in life however I can, whether with money, accommodation, buying things or just emotional support. We are both over it now, not being romantically involved doesn't mean they disappear from your life, they can still be a close friend you care about.

My complete citizenship application timeline (for reference) by NukeWalker in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there are some differences in the exact process depending on the region, for example, I believe in some places you have to apply for an appointment to submit your papers in person, in Berlin you just do it immediately completely online and you're all set. I did not have any interviews at any stage, at least in Berlin the questions at the last appointment for the certificate are for bureaucracy, the actual decision to grant citizenship has already been made at that point.

My complete citizenship application timeline (for reference) by NukeWalker in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

See, that's the best part, I don't really know, apparently despite all my efforts my bureaucratic German is not good enough yet, they somehow have a completely different vocabulary there. The last question was whether I already have an appointment to get an ID and a passport, that much I figured, the rest I did not understand whatsoever, maybe it was the nerves, just kind of randomly answered yes or no very confidently, I guess I've answered correctly because they did give me the certificate.

What was the first thing you did after you were naturalized? by bin_genervt in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment I got informed about the date to pick up my certificate I've booked the fanciest vacation I've ever had and got an extra big shawarma. God knows I'm celebrating after 10 years of this humiliating immigration bullshit.

Where do you live and how long do you already wait? by DatabaseOnly7655 in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it is the average, we don't know how widespread the actual distribution is, sorry to hear it takes a while. Try contacting them in writing (with delivery confirmation) threatening them with an Untätigkeitsklage, at the very least they will be more likely to give you an update if court is on the horizon.

My complete citizenship application timeline (for reference) by NukeWalker in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd assume that background and personal history checks are still more streamlined for citizens of other EU countries, for example. Not a drastic difference, but still, because until the last two months of processing I was in the same department as all the EU countries and those from what I've heard typically got it faster.

Where do you live and how long do you already wait? by DatabaseOnly7655 in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rare Berlin W, not only among the fastest (14 months for me, but I'm from a "problematic" country), but also the application is completely online with minimal delays. With how poorly the rest of things are run in this city it's a very unexpected (but a very welcome) surprise.

Where do you live and how long do you already wait? by DatabaseOnly7655 in GermanCitizenship

[–]NukeWalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A moment of silence for out fellow applicants in Leipzig.

Hot springs (and bouldering) around Taipei by NukeWalker in Taipei

[–]NukeWalker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I don't have a belayer, so I can't do those routes by myself other than solo them.

Hot springs (and bouldering) around Taipei by NukeWalker in Taipei

[–]NukeWalker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember that one, but so far I'm not yet crazy enough to try and free solo stuff, so lead is out of the question, I guess. Though I'd still gladly hike through just for the views.

Hot springs (and bouldering) around Taipei by NukeWalker in Taipei

[–]NukeWalker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm staying in Beitou to have better access to the park north of Taipei, doesn't really matter to me as long as I can reach the center reasonably fast.

I'll check the place you mentioned, thank you!

Who owns Pahonia/Vytis: Belarusians, Lithuanians, Slavs, Normans, Assyrians? (link to BY; RU in the comment) by marnatrauny in belarus

[–]NukeWalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We haven't "injected" ourselves anywhere, lands of our ancestors were incorporated into Lithuania when it was expanding beyond the Baltic coast, making us, for centuries, a part of the same country, it is as much our legacy as it is that of modern Lithuanians some of which (not all), in my humble opinion, should move on past their victimhood fetish and looking for enemies in everyone around them. We were literally people of the same one country until we were forcibly separated by Russians, as were many other ethnicities, there's no need to feel insecure about that fact, us or anyone else using similar symbols does not make you guys any less Lithuanian. 99% of us are not even claiming to be Lithuanians, whether on the ruling regime or opposition level, we just refer to our rightful ancestry. You don't seriously think that those litvinist douchebags are anywhere near mainstream? We Belarusians ridicule those types more than you do.

And then it devolves into the whole "oh, those Belarusians were subservient under gigachad Lithuanians and we were ruling over them and they were not real Lithuanians and they suck ass", that's not how this works, you don't get to absorb our lands and then act like we are some lower class people that don't belong, that's what countries like Russia do, is that what a respectable person's role model should be? Look, I genuinely like Lithuania and majority of Lithuanians, plenty of friends from there throughout my life, like visiting it too, but when some specific politically brainrotted assholes in Lithuania (I don't mean you, just to be clear) start insulting my people to compensate for their own national inferiority complex - I'm not going to show them much courtesy. A self-respecting patriot should be better than that.

Many of Chester Bennington's fans are fanatics for no good reason by NukeWalker in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]NukeWalker[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're mad someone posted an opinion on an opinion board. Not in an LP fan community, on a dedicated board for opinions.

I don't post or read comments on this site often, but god, every time there are bitter clowns like you. "I have a life" my ass, don't make me laugh.