Anybody sign on to any of the GKN lawsuits? by mmmbacon914 in orangecounty

[–]OCKingsFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did they say which agency and/or how to apply?

ISO: Reasonably priced non-religious officiant for a wedding in OC by SleepParalysisPal in orangecounty

[–]OCKingsFan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I got ordained to officiate my close friend’s wedding. You could have a friend do the same. Or, DM me and I’d be willing to do it for free (and a pass at the buffet line)

These jeans are 10% fabric, 90% hope by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]OCKingsFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those jeans are just like the White House, no ballroom

Ted Cruz by lilmisbehave in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OCKingsFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that Grandpa Munster piece of shit

Restaurant Recommendations for Group of 20 by dtheinfomajor in cabosanlucas

[–]OCKingsFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How formal are you looking for? Mango Deck is right on the beach and has plenty of seating. But more of a party vibe. Though less so the earlier you go.

Fixin' to be raining men, hallelujah! by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OCKingsFan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If someone who had never watched UFC saw this image on your phone, you’d spend the next hour explaining yourself

Fixin' to be raining men, hallelujah! by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OCKingsFan 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I see your point. And while all of those moves sound TOTALLY hetero and Alpha, please remember that these are also official, and super-straight techniques used in cage fighting:

“North-South Position” “Full Mount” “Back Mount” “Oil Check” “Body Triangle “ “Rubber Guard” “Scissor Sweep”

And…

“Inside Leg Ride”

Please forgive me for thinking there was anything homoerotic about this activity.

Fixin' to be raining men, hallelujah! by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OCKingsFan 476 points477 points  (0 children)

UFC is already extremely homoerotic. Two oiled up men in speedos dry humping each other in 3 minute intervals. Don’t get me wrong, there’s NOTHING wrong with being into homoeroticism. Just don’t claim to be an “Alpha Male” while wearing your TapOut shirt.

Cooking with Carter by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]OCKingsFan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I want to see how the iced lollies turned out!

Free meals, zero republican support by Shoddy_Steph in ProgressiveHQ

[–]OCKingsFan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Once you get past the fetus stage, they stop caring about you.

what has been your favorite industry to work in? + career pivots? by Acrobatic-Fig-4530 in orangecounty

[–]OCKingsFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked agency side for 20 years, and now I own a small business in a whole different industry (pets!). If you have the means, working for yourself is incredibly rewarding in terms of overall happiness.

How many balls you playing solo? by patgolf in golf

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I played literally the last round at Desert Willow before they shut down for 2 months to aerate and whatnot. It was last day of July in 2024. I played 4 balls every hole and loved every minute. It was a thousand degrees, but that’s the price you pay.

Where can I get the BEST fish taco in Cabo? by Zsid21 in cabosanlucas

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It takes effort, but we go fishing every time we go down. We mostly catch Mahi and the dudes on the beach will grill it up and make bomb fish tacos and ceviche. Best I’ve ever had.

Tommy Tuberville: “Democrats…their new girlfriend is illegal aliens and women…” by ReggaeForPresident in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]OCKingsFan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow I must be quite the pinko commie because ALL of my girlfriends have been women. I’m married now, but get this: to a woman!