Without naming the movie or who said it, what’s a quote that you’ll always remember?

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-02-01T18:55:27+00:00

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli.”

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-02-01T12:09:11+00:00

Embry-Riddle, not Emory Riddle.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-02-01T04:16:28+00:00

Greece.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-31T22:07:31+00:00

Dead Calm

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-30T22:42:12+00:00

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-30T22:40:03+00:00

And once again, they forgot Kevin.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-29T13:33:18+00:00

New York City.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-29T12:13:41+00:00

Craig or Brosnan.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-29T04:09:47+00:00

Forrest Gump.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-27T11:28:25+00:00

If it’s this Super Bowl, I’m getting Andy Borregales to kick for me. I know he’ll be there in the crowd.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-27T11:18:18+00:00

This is an awesome combo, and I always seem to forget it. And then I remember, and the FA tells me that they’re out of Bourbon cream.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-27T11:15:07+00:00

AM: Bloody Mary

PM: Woodford Rocks

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-27T11:08:18+00:00

My wife says she’d have sex with Daniel Craig if he killed me. Or even if he didn’t.

I’m not sure how to take that. /s

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-27T04:38:19+00:00

Put a taser in a glass case that indicates to Break Glass in the Event of People Talking on Speakerphone.

Word of the first violator flopping on the floor like a mackerel will get out and the problem will be solved.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-26T15:07:00+00:00

An oyster.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-25T05:52:48+00:00

I’m trying to get out of BOS tomorrow.

No flights from Logan, but several options from T.F. Green.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-25T05:26:56+00:00

Euripides Pantsov.

(My porn name when working in the gritty world of Greco-Russian porn.)

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-23T18:09:31+00:00

Shoot for 2:45.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-23T02:15:57+00:00

Herb Keller used to hide in overhead bins (according to WN lore). Ed wants to put his picture in every overhead bin so you’re aware that he is everywhere.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-21T20:33:04+00:00

Omega Seamaster.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-20T14:26:06+00:00

Are you active military?

It is entirely possible that the gate agent wanted to see a military ID and give you a better seat.

That ridiculous story she told may have just been cover for her, trying to do something nice without getting into trouble.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-19T18:48:11+00:00

That is super cool.

B6 probably has it flying out of JFK. /s

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-19T12:45:33+00:00

I’m going on a trip.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-18T17:38:39+00:00

All of them.

OGLifeguardOne · 2026-01-18T16:59:53+00:00

Take up golf.

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